Crashed a helicopter with a empty wiskey bottle...

[WalkerDown (DayZ) 296]

So i normally play this game like a carebear because my friends wanna do PvP by i'm scared as hell to loose my hatchet so i do my solo things. While i were playing with my right hand an interesting thing happened on a RU server with 30-40 hackers.

I was passing my normal day crawling around elektro, when i start hearing the mother of all the carebears fears: the blades of a choppa. I had a Makarov with no mags, an hatchet, 10 cans of beans and 6 canteens; i was on the roof of those offices (or school?), near to the Elektro hospital, so i had no way to escape. The helicopter started to circle above me to take me out, i tought i were going to die, but then i've noticed an empty wiskey bottle just near to me laying on the ground, so i kept it to try a last shoot.. i had nothing to loose after all.

I awaited the choppa to get close, i patently waited pointing my glass-hoping to it, then i trown it. At the same time i've heared a guy on the hospital in front of me shooting his makarov, but he missed the choppa by a good 87 meters, while my wiskey-weapon were hitting the main rotor. Shortly after the helicopter started to spin in a spiral of death and crashed into my same building, so i seen:

Yeung Hok-ling 1 has died

Sun Yat-sen has died

Chan Siu-bak has died

Yau Lit has died.

I got 5 murders into my debug monitor, the fifth must be the other guy with the makarov at the top of the hospital died by the excitement, since he tought to have hit the choppa. I was streaming so my cat saw it happen. Currently in the process of editing the video and putting it up on youtube.. it'll be ready soon.

Dat empty wiskey bottle...

[Paddy0610 278]

would like to see the video lol

[chriscooney@gmail.com 8]

lol

[krtshv 362]

This will end up like the "1 makarov shot brings down a helicopter" thread.

10 pages - No vid.

[PC. (DayZ) 16]

Wow 1 thread about a guy who downed a heli with a makarov bullet,

100 Other threads are suddenly made..

[MrBrown (DayZ) 26]

I lol'd :P

This will end up like the "1 makarov shot brings down a helicopter" thread.

10 pages - No vid.

If you look closely, you might notice it's a parody of that thread *flies away*

Edited August 6, 2012 by MrBrown

[Paddy0610 278]

lets see what it will bring

[CrunchyBacon 29]

WOW!!! LMAO!!! get that video up please. Nice work.

[Barronism 88]

Inb4griff

[sdam258@msn.com 2]

Cool stowy

[Seanyboy360 39]

would like to see the video lol

lol hes referring to another post about a guy who shot a guy in a helicopter with 1 bullet in his makarov. He had a livestream going and I think and hes going to release the video soon. You"ll probably see it because if it is legit, its gonna be a thread full of beans :o

[pyroxfire 10]

oh man thats worth the beans even if there is no video. and don't worry after awhile youll start to feel the need to go after players

[Catalogue 39]

No1 sees that this is a parody?

>.> people

Edited August 6, 2012 by Catalogue

[Faceman Peck 93]

So i normally play this game like a carebear because my friends wanna do PvP by i'm scared as hell to loose my hatchet so i do my solo things. While i were playing with my right hand an interesting thing happened on a RU server with 30-40 hackers.

I was passing my normal day crawling around elektro, when i start hearing the mother of all the carebears fears: the blades of a choppa. I had a Makarov with no mags, an hatchet, 10 cans of beans and 6 canteens; i was on the roof of those offices (or school?), near to the Elektro hospital, so i had no way to escape. The helicopter started to circle above me to take me out, i tought i were going to die, but then i've noticed an empty wiskey bottle just near to me laying on the ground, so i kept it to try a last shoot.. i had nothing to loose after all.

I awaited the choppa to get close, i patently waited pointing my glass-hoping to it, then i trown it. At the same time i've heared a guy on the hospital in front of me shooting his makarov, but he missed the choppa by a good 87 meters, while my wiskey-weapon were hitting the main rotor. Shortly after the helicopter started to spin in a spiral of death and crashed into my same building, so i seen:

Yeung Hok-ling 1 has died

Sun Yat-sen has died

Chan Siu-bak has died

Yau Lit has died.

I got 5 murders into my debug monitor, the fifth must be the other guy with the makarov at the top of the hospital died by the excitement, since he tought to have hit the choppa. I was streaming so my cat saw it happen. Currently in the process of editing the video and putting it up on youtube.. it'll be ready soon.

Dat empty wiskey bottle...

your parody is fail

[pyroxfire 10]

No1 sees that this is a parody?

>.> people

<.< guess not...\

EDIT: execpt that guy.. damn still worth the beans for amusement

Edited August 6, 2012 by PyroXfire

[Paddy0610 278]

lol hes referring to another post about a guy who shot a guy in a helicopter with 1 bullet in his makarov. He had a livestream going and I think and hes going to release the video soon. You"ll probably see it because if it is legit, its gonna be a thread full of beans :o

i didnt knew the other thread :(

whe a whisky bottle can make sounds like a grenade why dont blow up things xD you can even destroy a church with smoke bombs :D

But your right to good to be true

Edited August 6, 2012 by Paddy0610

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

Next time try the carebear stare.

[deedz 6]

this is a copy paste of the other thread just replacing makarov with botttle lol

[pyroxfire 10]

this is a copy paste of the other thread just replacing makarov with botttle lol

ah.. i get it now... hmm i think ill just.. um.. take those beans there... *slowly walks away with his beans*