You play to much dayZ when... (REAL stories please!)

[DemonGroover 8836]

Just saw a chopper hovering over the city at lunchtime.

My first thoughts were. Find cover and Are they Friendly.

[slyder73 94]

I'm heading out camping for the weekend tomorrow. I bought a can of beans and have it in my pack, ready to pull out when my buddy gets there (also plays DayZ).

[binaryman010011 8]

When I read and respond to a post entitled "You play too much DayZ when..." ;)

[LaurenDanger 100]

Back in June while I was visiting family in Europe, I had to take a picture of a shelf packed with Heinz beans. Little blue labelled cans all crammed in there, and I still have the picture in my phone for some reason. Weird times.

[grylsyjaeger 171]

Went dirt biking through the bush on the weekend with mates like I normally do and I kept looking for tent cities... lol.

[BTT` 15]

I frame houses in a rural area...heard a gunshot in the distance while at work one day, I thought...OMG there is a survivor nearby.

[omgwtfbbq (DayZ) 1069]

I was walking downtown the other day, and from far away, I thought a bush in someone's yard was a ghillie suit. Didn't help that there was a gun-like shovel sticking out of one side.

Also thought that the top of a water tower probably had a sniper on it. Was also tempted to crawl across the street, crapped myself when I had to run across. Thought everyone in town had heard me.

Edited August 24, 2012 by omgwtfbbq

[LooD 3]

Was out driving a few weeks ago, and I noticed i was looking at the nearby hillsides, wondering if they were steep enough for losing zombies.

[Bubba Jones 30]

I was driving home a few weeks back and there's a little valley right before I get to my house. Some farmer had backed his pickup truck up on one side of it and I saw it for just a split second through the trees as I passed by. I instantly though, "Oh, a hidden vehicle!"

Edited August 24, 2012 by Bubba Jones

[Zombie Jesus 723]

No lie here, wake up a couple of mornings ago to my wife laughing her ass off because I was mumbling "check for snipers above Cherno" then she asked what I was talking about and she said I responded "you know where they hide."

[Ghost Garret 9]

I freaked out then I saw a hopper on the side of the road, then realised it was a guy fixing his bicycle wheel.

Also freak when I saw a crawler in a field, then realised it was something doing push up's.

Have also confused a runner for a walker.

All this was only after playing for a day or two.

To you, my good Sir, I say;

BULLSHIT

[osirish 165]

Playing BF3 and automatically hit "z" whenever I hear "enemy vehicle spotted" over the comms. Also constantly hitting ALT to look behind me when I'm running in multiple games.

[Mr. Church 10]

if you buy in the supermarket crouched

[thetamsen 57]

I went to a restaurant once with my friends, when we walked past a large group of people, some actually dressed like the yellow-shirted zombies (tourists, of course) - for some strange reason, I had a short moment of panic "OMG, do I have morphine with me in case of emergency?!"

Well atleast something like this, it's not like I tried to reach after some gun or something, as other people might state they do/did.

Also, when watching larger buildings from a distance, reminds me of Cherno.

I've been playing way too much...

[Imafighter 236]

I look around my trailer park's trees for snipers and camping bandits.

[Stworca 87]

Whenever someone talks to you, you steal items from their backpack.

You have murdered, or at least tried to, every single person you've encountered so far.

[alcatraz968 100]

Resurrection time

Instead of miles, I think in clicks (Km).

I have a lot more patience's.

Learn to look far away for movement.

Understand maps...

Understand GPS's.

Dream about the game, and forget if it really happened or not.