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Hackers are not the enemy!

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Am I the only one who hasn't died from doors, rocks, ladders and stairs yet?

I have gotten my legs broken from falling off stairs, but that's about it.

Same here, A rock has broken my leg occasionaly, but as soon as I hear the crunch I roll like a mother fucker because i know whats coming :D

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It's not the rocks, it's the tree men, urban legend some say.

Crap I forgot about those, Yeah ok I HAVE been killed by a glitch, Running up to cover my friend while he raided a barn I dived to prone into a tree and then....

Crunch

(Teamspeak) Me: what the hell?

(Teamspeak) Friend: Wh

Scopeshot was Killed

(Teamspeak) Me:FUCK YOU ARMA

(Teamspeak) Friend:Welcome to dayz

(Teamspeak) Me:Fuck you wookie

User has disconnected from your channel

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Wait until hackers learn to spam rocks around you...

Edited by Inception.
Shhhhhhhh don't let them torture us anymore

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I usually don't die from trees, but when I do it's server restart after that.....

Edited by El_Hadschi

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Problem here is that God resurrected the thread so maybe it deserves to be resurrected

NAAAAAAAAH this topic had its time.

EDIT: When I saw the title of this topic just before I thought it was some hacker saying how they weren't all bad...until I saw who it was created by so I knew it wasn't some garbage post...

Edited by Inception.
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