thehumandove 344 Posted August 1, 2012 Alright so here's a cool story. I was a fresh respawn...so fresh that I still smelled of daisies and a gentle summer rain. All I had on me was the standard spawn gear and a double barreled shotgun. I was in Elektro, and I thought I might hit up the diner first. To begin with, it was standard looting, not much to write home about...but in the last room on the second floor stood a fucking Wookie geared to the max. I assume he was just logging in, because he wasn't moving upon my arrival...unlucky bastard. A headshot made short work of him, and I was like a kid in a candy store. He had good gear. Yes, Coyote backpack, AS50 sniper rifle, some other rifle, GPS, NVG, you name it. But that's not what it was about. I saw it for the first time...a mountain dew. My shotgun had alerted zombies. Lots of zombies. More zombies than would be characteristic for a shotgun blast. They just kept fucking coming, so I had to loot the corpse and shoot zombies in turns. My greed eventually punished me, as some zeds got a little too close and made a swipe at me. I survived the ordeal in the end, but I was badly wounded. No matter, I thought, I have a mountain dew now. It was my precious. Upon exiting the diner, I made my way across the street to the school with a spring in my step. I looted away, as happy as a clam when I noticed I had brought some zeds up with me. I shot them with my silenced rifle, feeling quite good about the day's fortune. That was when I fell through the stairs and died. This happened yesterday. I can only imagine some poor hapless stranger had since looted my body. I can only say beware the Dew. It brings only death and misfortune with it. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thorax336 17 Posted August 1, 2012 Sounds more like karma 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tenebris Draco 63 Posted August 1, 2012 Like your descriptions lol.And I've only had the dew once, got sniped >.> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyric (DayZ) 254 Posted August 1, 2012 Those who would hoard the Dew for themselves are scorned by the gods and are punished for their greed, those who would imbibe the Dew are granted serenity of the the mind and greater focus in their endeavors. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kentk94 194 Posted August 1, 2012 LMAO...man that sucks. Isn't that how it seems to go in this game though? You finally get some awesome shit, and a glitch kills you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
"Lost" Alice 205 Posted August 4, 2012 No matter, I thought, I have a mountain dew now. It was my precious.I'm TOTALLY quoting this on my blog if you don't mind.Now I want a GIF of golum holding mountain dew T.T Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thehumandove 344 Posted August 4, 2012 I'm TOTALLY quoting this on my blog if you don't mind.Now I want a GIF of golum holding mountain dew T.T Feel free! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faceman Peck 93 Posted August 7, 2012 Alright so here's a cool story. I was a fresh respawn...so fresh that I still smelled of daisies and a gentle summer rain. All I had on me was the standard spawn gear and a double barreled shotgun. I was in Elektro, and I thought I might hit up the diner first. To begin with, it was standard looting, not much to write home about...but in the last room on the second floor stood a fucking Wookie geared to the max. I assume he was just logging in, because he wasn't moving upon my arrival...unlucky bastard. A headshot made short work of him, and I was like a kid in a candy store.He had good gear. Yes, Coyote backpack, AS50 sniper rifle, some other rifle, GPS, NVG, you name it. But that's not what it was about. I saw it for the first time...a mountain dew. My shotgun had alerted zombies. Lots of zombies. More zombies than would be characteristic for a shotgun blast. They just kept fucking coming, so I had to loot the corpse and shoot zombies in turns. My greed eventually punished me, as some zeds got a little too close and made a swipe at me. I survived the ordeal in the end, but I was badly wounded. No matter, I thought, I have a mountain dew now. It was my precious.Upon exiting the diner, I made my way across the street to the school with a spring in my step. I looted away, as happy as a clam when I noticed I had brought some zeds up with me. I shot them with my silenced rifle, feeling quite good about the day's fortune. That was when I fell through the stairs and died.This happened yesterday. I can only imagine some poor hapless stranger had since looted my body. I can only say beware the Dew. It brings only death and misfortune with it.awesome story sorry you are cursed. I have looted 2 cans and have saved them for kilometers and days to hand them off to clan mates who literally run on mountain dew in r/l. Plus until the can stops looking like a fresca I dont want any. Furthermore, I cannot understand why there arent tons of different drinks and alcohol in abundance in this game, so all of us can enjoy what we love. We got europeans that love lucozade, and everyone loves beer. What about tactical bacon? Also I have a hatchet and a hunting knife, gimme those pumpkins i cant touch. Sorry i got sidetracked...good luck saving and enjoying your cans of dew homie...one sip from the magical can should lift your curse. :thumbsup: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
