You know your playing too much Dayz when...

[Boomstick (DayZ) 41]

When the guy your hunting magically vanishes into thin air when your about to kill him.

[pyroxfire 10]

when you walk down the street suddenly go to a coruch run turn the corner and scream friendly at nearby people then run when they dont say it back

[acutebluesmurf 78]

When your best pick up line is "friendly"

Edited July 31, 2012 by acutebluesmurf

[Grey Warden 90]

When you go to sleep and wake up with all the doors to your horse blocked by barbed wire.

You break your leg and crawl all the way to the hospital instead of calling an Ambulance.

You try and demolish a building with smoke grenades.

You try and use tin cans to blow up a car.

[fearz0r 128]

when you see a group waiting by a bus stop and you throw a nade..

[Kaesekuchen (DayZ) 1]

...you set bear traps in your local supermarket.

[Augurk 2]

..the only way you enter a hospital is by smashing its ground floor windows with a hatchet.

[Grey Warden 90]

..the only way you enter a hospital is by smashing its ground floor windows with a hatchet.

Or Tin Cans!

[Acix 132]

when every sound you hear outside at night is a possible threat and you're wondering where those shots came from

[Zheiko (DayZ) 10]

When you see empty ruins of a building, and first thing that comes to your mind is that there might be good o' Winchester rifle...

[BL1P 252]

When you read your 5th "you know your playing to much DayZ when thread"

[Grey Warden 90]

When you mistake a bush in the distance for a sniper and circle round it for miles.

When you have to crouch down to get your phone out of your pocket.

When you try to steal something from someones backpack without them knowing (or place).

When you salute everyone you meet.

Edited July 31, 2012 by Grey Warden

[Fauxen_ 0]

When you see tents and you run up to it looking for rifles and ammunition

When you get hit then search for a bandage

[Sutinen 635]

When you sneak into an open house and search for loot.

[reddeer01 5]

When you find nothing but empty can inside of your house and are a 100% sure life as it stands is non-existent and you're in fact living in some form of matrix on a bugged server.

[flat1820 3]

You've actually tired to put a heli rotor assembly or an engine block in your backpack.

[DoctorWrongpipes 31]

When you consider running someone over to loot their backpack...

[ZomboWTF 527]

When you try to reload your axe trololol

this

[Risa (DayZ) 7]

when you scream as loud as you can [on skype] because you suddenly see a zombie running in front of you in the woods, thinking its a player... "ooh. just a zombie"

[xWildChild 30]

this

WE HAVE A WINNER!

[Flip316 3]

... you get knocked out and wonder why there is no hourglass^^