Boomstick (DayZ)

Beans for Blackadder

DMR, M9, Shit ton of food, Water, Survival gear and a hard on for head shots.

Sure im trust worthy, please tell me what server and the best place to get a nice overview of said camp :)

Your tears taste sweet.

Actually i think its easier to just go up to players and say friendly, Where as a bandit risks it all to engage any player they see, no matter the gear, hunt them down and kill them. It requires skill, patience and balls. Going up to someone and trying to be their friend is just risky, its not hard. Its like taking a chance running across a busy road, any idiot can do it and half of the time you'll get yourself killed. Where as bandits survival is directly dependent on their skill, much fucking harder.

What server? I want to kill players too... Bunch of guys pvping in Eletrko sounds like target practice.

Current character has been alive for 7 days. Encountered players, hoards of zeds, broken bones, late light camps and several airfield runs. I've been killed by...(roughly) Players: 4 times Zeds: 10 times Killed via door breaking legs: Around 400 times. Honestly, if you are getting sniped within every hour you are not playing too well, if you are looting coast DO NOT JUST STAND THERE, loot and move, loot and move. Stay out of the streets whenever possible. Imagine there is always a sniper aiming at you, because there probably is and its more than likely me aiming at you :)

Sign me up oh great one, your vision knows no horizon.

Someone had spotted me at the base level of an office building so i ran to go out a different door, unfortunately the guy anticipated this move and cut me off, firing several shots at me. I barley managed to turn around back into the building and roll under the stair way with broken legs, shooting him in the face when he came to finish me. I bandaged up, and crawled up the stairs in search of pain killers. Trapped in a corridor the zeds started to march up the stairs because of the gunshots, dead end, broken legs with an akm and tons of clips. At first I thought no problem, i'll just gun down the zeds and crawl to safety. 200+ dead zombies and 2 murders later im still defending myself but I know this will be the end of my adventure. Was dark by the time i finally ran out of ammo and conceded. I have a screenshot of all the bodies somewhere.

Sums up my DayZ experience nicely.

Err.. you forgot pleasure. And some beans! of course.

Doing your case wonders buddy.. One post at a time. Tell me, can you walk upright yet? Or do you still drag your knuckles along the ground..

Where? wheres the point you made? i cant find it. You pulled something out of your arse, allot different than a point...you back up points with that thing called reason. So what if its a gay party? I don't get it, who gives a shit? At least they will not be bothered by exploiters.

Interesting that you seem to have signed up just to post this message... You also didn't read the post, it seems no one got banned for getting a helicopter. DE 969 is one of my home servers and I've never experienced any problems, apart from getting sniped :P In fact they strictly control lag and ban disruptive players/hackers very fast.

hahaha this is why spawn killing is so funny to me. You get reactions like this. :)