You're playing too much Dayz if...

[solus84 19]

When you go to Walmart and you see the door greeter with a bum leg doing the zed walk down the aisle, so you look around to see if its safe to take the shot.

Edited July 30, 2012 by solus

[Ankhenaten 111]

It's always night whatever time it is :|

[shypatrick 72]

When your diet consists of canned foods and sodas, you gut and eat your pets, you crouch and try to make no noise when approaching a church. *I actually did the last one today

[Brusann 67]

you see a main rotor assembly for a helicopter and stuff it in your backpack

[Meateater 47]

I did all of this on my run this morning...

You scan all around you while running, especially treelines.

You call out targets and their distance in your mind as soon as you spot them.

You look for escape routes at all times.

You instantly develop a plan to kill everyone you meet.

[Cyclonis 22]

You walk through the canned foods section in the supermarket and glance around all crazy.

Edited July 30, 2012 by Cyclonis

[TheGuyWithTheAS50 1]

When you go around town at night and sprint toward any red flashy light you see.

[Gen. Rezi 0]

When you chase people down the street with a crowbar and facepaint.

[Father Time 15]

When your girlfriend comes home early from work and you scream, "FRIENDLY!?!"

[[email protected] 68]

When taking a break of dayz is playing dayz

[le_petomane 4]

When reading the DayZ forum for 2 hours counts as a break.

[[email protected] 32]

You're playing too much DayZ if..

You're posting survival tips and hacker threads in the forums.

[[email protected] 25]

You put something in a bag and it disappeared.

You confused a survivor with a cow, and found yourself prone into a bush.

[Josh225 129]

I always enjoy these threads, pity i have nothing to contribute... yet.

[Sakeoe (DayZ) 115]

When you find a yellow box of batteries in a drawer, and think you found .45 ammo (Just happend to me).

[AluCaRdBe 32]

you ask your girlfriend to stop breathing cause she sounds like a Z

also:

http://www.gamerdna.com/uimage/sA6NBTd/full/legendary-thread-2.jpg

[Bambo (DayZ) 42]

When you avoid doors at all costs, for you fear that they might break your legs.

Edited July 30, 2012 by scoopolard

[ollo (DayZ) 5]

When you drive in the country side and wonder if the barns got any winchesters or beans in them.

Edited July 30, 2012 by ollo

[Vanz0r 16]

Will compile a list of the best ones...just wanted to get it started ;-)

[soapmak3r 677]

When you see see someone approaching from the distance and you quickly hide in the bushes, cautiously observing them until they are gone...

[Hoetzie 1]

When you start running away from everyone wearing a Flapcap as they look the same as one of the zombie skins in Dayz.....

http://www.google.co...9,r:0,s:0,i:139

[Lunkis 5]

You know you've been playing too much DayZ when you can't watch Mythbusters without get a little uncomfortable seeing Jamie Hyneman.

http://media.pcgamer.com/files/2012/06/40-dead-zed-590x368.jpg

[iLikeNoobies 31]

You know you've been playing too much DayZ when you drop something on the ground and dont even look down because you know you lost it forever.

[what9k 39]

You know you're playing too much DayZ when you go to a campsite, see all the tents and jizz in your pants.

[derailed000 20]

wearing a backpack, a toolbelt and constantly reading The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead by Max Brooks....