Cyclonis

Or you could just kill them.

Irrelevant. Whether or not Rocket intended it to be so, PVP has become one of the main points of DayZ. Whether or not you go out and deliberately try to destroy everyone you meet, the threat of something other than zombies that could be staring at you through sights, a scope, or over your shoulder with a hatchet is something that keeps you on your toes. I seriously doubt DayZ would have as many players as it does if zombies were the only threat. You come for the zombies, but you stay for the humans.

Hey, thanks. I was looking for something like this.

* finds mountain dew * game over

Why should it?

Seems reasonable.

I just wanted to point out that you should've used "its" instead of "it's" in that sentence. Toodles.

But I like the hats.

I'm going to do this.

Here is a champion.

This man is a hero.

Then get counter-counter-sniped by the guy on the other hill?

You walk through the canned foods section in the supermarket and glance around all crazy.

Methinks the original poster is a pretty reasonable guy. If you shot (hypothetically) a zombie in real life with a revolver, it would get sufficiently fucked up to put it down. Who cares if it's a reanimated monstrosity that seeks only to eat your flesh? If anything, it's more decayed and structurally weaker than a human. It'd get blasted.

Everyone I've killed has died because they aren't smart enough to beat me and can't appreciate their loot like I can. Or they shot at me first.