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When you go to Walmart and you see the door greeter with a bum leg doing the zed walk down the aisle, so you look around to see if its safe to take the shot.

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When your diet consists of canned foods and sodas, you gut and eat your pets, you crouch and try to make no noise when approaching a church. *I actually did the last one today

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you see a main rotor assembly for a helicopter and stuff it in your backpack

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I did all of this on my run this morning...

You scan all around you while running, especially treelines.

You call out targets and their distance in your mind as soon as you spot them.

You look for escape routes at all times.

You instantly develop a plan to kill everyone you meet.

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You walk through the canned foods section in the supermarket and glance around all crazy.

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I always enjoy these threads, pity i have nothing to contribute... yet.

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When you avoid doors at all costs, for you fear that they might break your legs.

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When you drive in the country side and wonder if the barns got any winchesters or beans in them.

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Will compile a list of the best ones...just wanted to get it started ;-)

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When you see see someone approaching from the distance and you quickly hide in the bushes, cautiously observing them until they are gone...

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You know you've been playing too much DayZ when you drop something on the ground and dont even look down because you know you lost it forever.

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You know you're playing too much DayZ when you go to a campsite, see all the tents and jizz in your pants.

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wearing a backpack, a toolbelt and constantly reading The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead by Max Brooks....

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