You're playing too much Dayz if...

[VaultDweller (DayZ) 58]

You know you're playing to much Dayz when you get out of the house in a prone position.

Edited July 31, 2012 by VaultDweller

[Nesstrodamus 10]

You feel slightly less bad about the amount of soda you keep around the house at any given time.

Also if Dr. Pepper was released as a new rare soda, I would have a new objective in this game.

Edited July 31, 2012 by Nesstrodamus

[omgwtfbbq (DayZ) 1069]

you try to hit the ALT+F4 keys with your hands

[ThatDamnGinger 0]

When after spending two hours looking for a box of matches you go upstairs to take a break and think you finally lucked out when you see said box of matches on the kitchen table.

[hardcoreymp 16]

You dont cram items you need in your backpack out of fear that they will magically disappear.

[xxHELLFISHxx (DayZ) 5]

When you get really excited whenever you see a car, a motorbike or even a bicycle

this!

[hardcoreymp 16]

You sleep on the ground prone. Just in case when you wake up there are zeds around you and you can crawl away.

[Ghost Garret 9]

You begin a diet of baked beans and year-old sodas.

[Hypro (DayZ) 6]

Well i can speak for 80% of you.

It's when you join the army cause you think your tough and you got what it takes.

[dwarka 3]

when for no reason u decide to run around to the market and clean out all the supplies before the other guy

[Tracker (DayZ) 7]

When you watch myth busters you experience PTSD

Edited July 31, 2012 by Tracker

[Jony_RocketInMyPocket 172]

When i try to cook my raw meat instead of beating it.

Edited July 31, 2012 by Jony_WI

[El Barto 227 25]

When you visit a supermarket and check the floor instead of the shelves

when someone complains IRL, you tell them to go play CoD

you breakl a leg and expect morphine to fix it up

you hurt yourself and swallow a whole box of painkillers

you get a cut and start freaking out

When your best pick up line is "friendly"

shut up and take my beans!

[Jony_RocketInMyPocket 172]

When you wont drink that can of mountain dew you just bought.

[Jony_RocketInMyPocket 172]

When you wish you could use a bloodpack on pre-color tv programming.

[Father Time 15]

get shot in the head while watching London Olympic Games because you never turn off Dayz :|

[Nickds54 6]

When you break hospital windows for blood bags and ask people on the streets to give

You blood transfusions

[athrins 39]

You click on 'launch'

I hope you aren't working for NASA or ESA.

Contribution:

-When you can't help but notice and scan an enclosed set of pine trees close together that would make a good camping spot.

-When you wake up in your chair to the "YOU ARE DEAD" screen, or in the best case scenario; your character stuck running/crawling against a tree.

Edited July 31, 2012 by Athrins

[Jesters (DayZ) 25]

When you don't pee/poop.

[VivaLaMikey 0]

You think about turning brightness and gamma up when its too dark outside

[Guest]

When you see a deer and call it "Bambi"

[RosscoMac 75]

When you shout "Friendly, don't shoot!" to all the other shoppers before going into your local supermarket.

[bezki 31]

if you go to sleep in/under a tree.

Edited January 9, 2013 by Bezki

[Mr Nasty 1023]

I say nay there is no such thing as 'too much dayZ'

[Maca (DayZ) 769]

When you approach your own front door with caution in fear of breaking a leg??