I've murdered 110 people, I'm still alive, and i'm coming for your beans...

[Igor (DayZ) 96]

Aside from all these haters. Good job. Banditry all day!

[Doctor_sloth 119]

This is the Bandit section, Don't get so butt hurt about it.

I wasn't being butthurt...but far be it from me to talk a little shit on the internet, nobody ever does that. Especially in the "bandit" section.

Edited July 29, 2012 by Doctor_sloth

[Delta Smoke 01 765]

Judging by the zombie to player kill ratio id say hes killed 80% fresh spawns. Which is no mean feat. The lack of video evidence also makes me come to this conclusion.

[Bizmal 19]

But I dont carry beans. I'm a meat eater.

[Komotez 29]

Is this bandit campfire or faggots corner? Seriously, if i get killed by a camper regardless of reason, i think 'alrighty then, fair play'.

I then gather my shit (metaphorically as technically i no longer have any shit) and start afresh.

Welcome to Day Z

[Xiroth 191]

Yawn, another camping teenager with a sniper rifle, sitting in high traffic areas all day in his gay as fuck wookie costume. Next please.

Actually, I don't have a "gay as fuck wookie costume" :-)

Judging by the zombie to player kill ratio id say hes killed 80% fresh spawns. Which is no mean feat. The lack of video evidence also makes me come to this conclusion.

Well no, I just avoid Z's where I can by sneaking around rather than going around guns blazing and attracting attention to myself...

I set myself a goal of 100 murders in a single life, something I thought was unachievable. But hey, here I am, and I'm proud of my effort. Now I'm going to see how far above that I can get before my demise.

Thanks to all those that congratulated me, much appreciated. To the others? Well let's be honest, haters gonna hate.

[Xiroth 191]

Oh and yesterday I got to witness my friend break 2 survivors legs by running them over in his pickup, then shoot them as they tried to crawl away.

I love this game sometimes.

[deej 1]

[Kill8ox 28]

Go and play your beloved Battlefield 3 shithead,we dont need your kind here, i can understand when somebody kills me when i am fully loaded but with only two bandages and a hatchet with me? Get a life dickhead( i miss those bandit skins) at least you could separate friendly's from foes, now nothing.

[cjramze@gmail.com 10]

Go and play your beloved Battlefield 3 shithead,we dont need your kind here, i can understand when somebody kills me when i am fully loaded but with only two bandages and a hatchet with me? Get a life dickhead( i miss those bandit skins) at least you could separate friendly's from foes, now nothing.

Awwwwww

[Devin (DayZ) 17]

>2.5 Miles away with a .50 Sniper with NVG's.

>Poor noobs with Hatchets , Makarov's & Unarmed walking around in City

>Snipe poor unsuspecting noobs with no justification ( Not for Loot, not for self defense, Not for any reason. Just PK for fun. )

>Dont move for 3-5 Hours on end

>Repeat

If i was to do that, it would take the fun out of the game. For me the rush and fun is meeting a survivor in close quarters, Talking over VOIP and discovering if they are friend or foe. But Nope.

Sadly, 3/4 players are like this. Whether it's at a distance or up close, its shoot first, ask questions later.

[El Barto 227 25]

110 kills, that is impressive, but that's 110 player you killed for no reason, 110 rounds cut short for your fun. i both commend you and shun you.

[Sister Fister 25]

I don't even have beans.

[tickle_me_jesus 37]

How about you post the server your at so i can pay you a visit

[DeTaiLz 18]

You only have 5 bandits kill? 0_O

[Xiroth 191]

How about you post the server your at so i can pay you a visit

I'll talk to my crew tonight when I get home from work and get back to you.

You only have 5 bandits kill? 0_O

Well considering roughly 15% of deaths in this game are from murders, and most bandits murder more than just a few people each, my ratio of bandit kills to murders is pretty reasonable if you ask me.

[dougan25 34]

>2.5 Miles away with a .50 Sniper with NVG's.

>Poor noobs with Hatchets , Makarov's & Unarmed walking around in City

>Snipe poor unsuspecting noobs with no justification ( Not for Loot, not for self defense, Not for any reason. Just PK for fun. )

>Dont move for 3-5 Hours on end

>Repeat

If i was to do that, it would take the fun out of the game. For me the rush and fun is meeting a survivor in close quarters, Talking over VOIP and discovering if they are friend or foe. But Nope.

Sadly, 3/4 players are like this. Whether it's at a distance or up close, its shoot first, ask questions later.

obviously, your definition of fun is different than his. don't judge people for how they have fun in games. sadly 3/4 people who game are like you.

Edited July 30, 2012 by LongShot25

[CerebralZombie (DayZ) 151]

Fun stuff..

[straw 5]

110 kills 5 bandits? I got 7 kills 4 bandits after 40mins cq in cherno..... I would like to find such friendly servers

[Xiroth 191]

110 kills 5 bandits? I got 7 kills 4 bandits after 40mins cq in cherno..... I would like to find such friendly servers

I'm trying my hardest to change that believe me.

[BoomPow 17]

I smell hacks

[BoomPow 17]

Touch my beans i rip youre nose off

[El Barto 227 25]

Touch my beans i rip youre nose off

shut up and take my beans!

[Anthrax12 46]

I see what you did there, My AS50 will remove your sad life soon.

[Tonymaroni 4]

What do you want, a cookie? Is this what the cool kids are doing nowadays? I bet you smoke in the boy's room to, and tell all your friends how you "pwn n00bs cuz I iz ub3r l33t" I think I'll go find something that I care about more than this to look at....like the wall. Or the floor. Or my feet maybe.

pics of feet pls.show feet