Big old fucking bullshit.

[Felkin 10]

Spawn into by the NWAirstrip, pitch black, two guys are having a firefight. I figure, what a good time to throw one of these two grenades I found. Nope. The grenades name was probably Chuck Testa, because it was an asshole. I primed it, leaned back to throw it, and my character froze. I let go of my mouse about 3 seconds ago, why hasn't my guy tossed his grenade? He then proceeds to execute the wimpiest throw ever seen and he drops the grenade at his feet. Screen flashes. You are dead.

Thanks Chuck Testa, you're an asshole.

[zenatsu (DayZ) 96]

Welcome to DayZ

[icomrade 201]

You idiot, you have to hold your LMB to dictate how far you want to throw.

[craigs81@live.com 14]

Nade fail! Always love those.

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[pyroxfire 10]

man that sucks lol the throwing is odd i still barely have grips on how to aim the throwing without over or under throwing and god help you if you just left click and dont hold it down ...ive blown myself up a couple times

[Felkin 10]

You idiot, you have to hold your LMB to dictate how far you want to throw.

I let go of my mouse about 3 seconds ago

I was holding it for three seconds before.

[Disgraced 1123]

Practicing in boot camp for the win.

[patriots20068@yahoo.com 100]

There's always next spawn.

:)

[icomrade 201]

I was holding it for three seconds before.

you said you let go of the mouse 3 seconds ago, that doesn't mean you were winding up to throw the grenade for 3 seconds.

[dallas 5195]

It's bugged if you try to throw from prone, while holding a handgun.

If you do, you'll complete the throwing animation, without throwing the actual item, then rise to a crouched position and complete the throw. By this time people are busy going WTF?! and has released the mouse button, resulting in either dangerous situations or death.

[Disgraced 1123]

It's bugged if you try to throw from prone, while holding a handgun.

If you do, you'll complete the throwing animation, without throwing the actual item, then rise to a crouched position and complete the throw. By this time people are busy going WTF?! and has released the mouse button, resulting in either dangerous situations or death.

Face palm. Ouch.

What ISN'T bugged when holding a sidearm??

[dallas 5195]

Face palm. Ouch.

What ISN'T bugged when holding a sidearm??

Shooting? ....ouch never mind.

[Felkin 10]

It's bugged if you try to throw from prone, while holding a handgun.

If you do, you'll complete the throwing animation, without throwing the actual item, then rise to a crouched position and complete the throw. By this time people are busy going WTF?! and has released the mouse button, resulting in either dangerous situations or death.

That is EXACTLY what I was doing.....

[oosk@btinternet.com 36]

OMFG quick call nine whine whine.....

I got bored reading the QQ comments on page one so I would like to post this for the OP.

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/49983-ubcs-recon-team-1/

Tell me where you play I would love to make you cry some more...and frap it...and show everyone else on these forums.

[Felkin 10]

OMFG quick call nine whine whine.....

I got bored reading the QQ comments on page one so I would like to post this for the OP.

http://dayzmod.com/f...s-recon-team-1/

Tell me where you play I would love to make you cry some more...and frap it...and show everyone else on these forums.

Hey,

Captain misery. I post this shit here because it was funny. If you saw any QQ earlier on, you've got a pretty lame grasp of the term.

If so you badly want to show people up on the server, start a thread saying so, I'm sure you'll get a lot of responses!

Love,

Mom

P.S Watched the link, pathetic sniping, horrible aim, wasted bullets galore. Long story short, get on my level before coming in here and acting tough.

[-75th rang-SMA 0]

This made me lol hard.

[stripes 92]

[Bacon Surfboard 61]

In your circumstance it was harsh bug luck.

When I have grenades I'll pick up chem lights and go through a pack or two practicing throwing them before I need the 'nades in combat.

[echosyp 56]

Spawn into by the NWAirstrip, pitch black, two guys are having a firefight. I figure, what a good time to throw one of these two grenades I found. Nope. The grenades name was probably Chuck Testa, because it was an asshole. I primed it, leaned back to throw it, and my character froze. I let go of my mouse about 3 seconds ago, why hasn't my guy tossed his grenade? He then proceeds to execute the wimpiest throw ever seen and he drops the grenade at his feet. Screen flashes. You are dead.

Thanks Chuck Testa, you're an asshole.

LOL damn, I lol'd so hard! Great stuff and thanks for making my day.

[Flip4Flap 8]

Spawn into by the NWAirstrip, pitch black, two guys are having a firefight. I figure, what a good time to throw one of these two grenades I found. Nope. The grenades name was probably Chuck Testa, because it was an asshole. I primed it, leaned back to throw it, and my character froze. I let go of my mouse about 3 seconds ago, why hasn't my guy tossed his grenade? He then proceeds to execute the wimpiest throw ever seen and he drops the grenade at his feet. Screen flashes. You are dead.

Thanks Chuck Testa, you're an asshole.

If that can helps, I already kiled myself with a nade in the same situation.

Well I was alone and wanted to throw a flare at my feet near my tent.

The tent didn't suffer any specific injuries.

[fosty99 160]

lol, you should practice in training first.

[Timmymachine109 (DayZ) 235]

Mate this made me properly laugh...Feel bad that you died it's just the way you explained it :)