Trading MNT DEW for...

[em4yta@gmail.com 3]

I have MNT DEW and i wanned to trade with someone for one of these options:

AS50 + Ammo, L85A2 + Ammo, Ghillie suit, M107 + Ammo or some rare tools like NVG, GPS and Rangefinder

IDKI but if someone is interested please PM me. (-:

[Blindingsun 233]

for a can of pop?

you stoned?

[Jimmy McNulty 98]

U crazy?

[Hidden_Ops (DayZ) 27]

It's just a mountain dew... it may be rare but I don't understand the hype. The only thing I would trade for a mountain dew would be a pepsi or a coke. My bag doesn't have room for 'luxury' items, just tools of survival.

[DeTaiLz 18]

Your stupid?

[Vices 15]

Those items together are much more rare than the dew. I do not see why anyone would traid all that practical gear for something that will not benefit them...

[Hyd 21]

Nice dude, I have AS50 + Ammo for you in change for some lovely dew.

[kugelmeister 2]

Mountain Dew is the rarest variety of pop....that doesnt mean it's worth a fucking military grade arsenal, its still just a can of pop. i wouldnt trade a canteen for mountain dew

[capitainedesolation@yahoo.fr 119]

To me, Mt dew only has value if I find it myself.

[Tenderness 30]

But guys... It's mountain dew. I heard they make it at Green Mountain, that's why it's so rare!

[rushcrush 20]

Same value as a cola.

[tehfoxman@gmail.com 2]

Oh yeah? I'd be willing to part with my Mountain Dew CODE RED, for a pair of NVG's. First come, first serve.

[a_casual_banana 38]

Sure, I'll come trade. And by trade, I mean shoot you and take it for myself, then go back to camp.

[NoRegrets 495]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/24086864.jpg

It all depends on your perspective ... Survival or dress to impress with a Ghillie?!

[Jeffmf 2]

had 2 mtn dews, chugged one last night as a toast after killing a group of people with my buddies. Its just rare soda, not worth military weps. U dumb bro?

[Amuse 15]

i have fckin 4 mount D and btw are u freakin serious?

[Kykle 1]

Although it may not be worth anything to most of you, all of my group consider it a luck charm. Well all but one, he was cursed by the Holy Dew for thinking blasphemous thoughts. He openly spoke of consuming The Dew. Not moments later an unseen force pushed him from the castle walls. The Holy Dew of The Mountain protects us, brings us game and shelter. But The Dew can also breathe death upon those who wish to misuse it's otherworldly contents.

Edited July 28, 2012 by Kykle

[ajbader@umich.edu 7]

I had a FN FAL ANPV S4 that I would have traded because I had found some better things.

[tehfoxman@gmail.com 2]

Sure, I'll come trade. And by trade, I mean shoot you and take it for myself, then go back to camp.

Mountain Dew protects from all forms of bodily harm up to, bullets, zombie attacks, glitches, hatchets, werewolfs, cows, vehicles, patches and hotfixes, inventory wipes, Rocket posts, helicopters, and zombie pigs.

So good luck! I'll be setting here with my CODE RED.

[Ira Von Doom 0]

MNT DEW oh my god really.... i love that shit ill give you M249 SAW with 4 boxs of ammo and a ghillie suit also a coyote backpack. because one sip from that holy grail of all drinks will ensure me that i will be protected from a forms of bullets and glitches

[tehfoxman@gmail.com 2]

MNT DEW oh my god really.... i love that shit ill give you M249 SAW with 4 boxs of ammo and a ghillie suit also a coyote backpack. because one sip from that holy grail of all drinks will ensure me that i will be protected from a forms of bullets and glitches

It only works if you have a bullet of a bandit and if you drink it at the NWAF at exactly midnight on 7/29/2012 on server US203. You must be exactly outside of the ATC tower on the runway with a active flare beside you. It also only works if you have a pair of NVG's and very high end gear on you at the time, this ensures that it saves that equipment for all time. Follow these instructions to the letter and you will be given protection.

[Ira Von Doom 0]

It only works if you have a bullet of a bandit and if you drink it at the NWAF at exactly midnight on 7/29/2012 on server US203. You must be exactly outside of the ATC tower on the runway with a active flare beside you. It also only works if you have a pair of NVG's and very high end gear on you at the time, this ensures that it saves that equipment for all time. Follow these instructions to the letter and you will be given protection.

it is done sir i will do this and i will be a god and so powerful not even rocket will be able to touch me Edited July 28, 2012 by Ira Von Doom

[Tigger (DayZ) 24]

Your stupid?

These posts are always epic.

[tehfoxman@gmail.com 2]

it is done sir i will do this and i will be a god and so powerful not even rocket will be able to tuch me

Edited July 28, 2012 by Fox-888

[Izziee 128]

Your stupid?

Now, I'm no grammar nazi but it becomes a special occasion when you're going to call someone stupid with two fucking words, GET IT RIGHT.

Because as of right now, you're stupid.