I don't even feel bad.

[IcyTorrent 19]

I was driving down the road on the coast with my friend in our UAZ to go pick up our other friend who got killed recently when we saw this guy running along it without any weapons. We drove by him and stopped and my friend told him to get in and he did. My friend explained how to chat both with mic and text but the player never responded even though he was in the car. About 500 meters down the road we stop for something and the guy got out (Think his name was Nathan). He started running in the other direction down the highway away from us so me and my friend just got out and decided to shoot at him with our DMRs to see who could kill him first.

Earlier the previous day my friend was riding his bike to go get the parts to fix the UAZ and he found this player in the mountains who said that he was looking for his body. He was unarmed and said he didn't know where he was when my friend asked him. I could hear them over skype and after my friend wished him good luck and the player ran about 20 meters away my friend got off the bike and DMR'd him to the back.

And just a little before we got off today we went up to Green Mountain to check the spawns there when I saw a player near the tower area. We promptly drove away and stashed our UAZ in some bushes a fair distance away and ran up on the tower. My friend hit a guy on on the tower called Cusuck Attack (or something) killing him and my other friend killed another. I died in the back by some guy who had an AK. Later my friend is driving on the coast to pick me up and he sees the guy he killed Cusuck (he could tell because the skin he had had a beard and old man face). He picked him up and talked to him for a little bit and then picked me up. As we were driving up north I saw a player with a rifle in a field who I hit with the car and took a sniper off. Everyone got out of the car (except my one friend who stayed to make sure Cusuck didn't run back and try to steal it). I found the body and took all the good stuff. Cusuck asked if there was anything good via text. My response was to shoot him in the chest with the CZ dropping him then saying "You tell me." Then I just unloaded a Makarov clip into him as he bled out while me and my friend laughed. (In my defense his friend did kill me earlier lol).

[Gogster (DayZ) 626]

Best story ever.

[Charb 298]

Where is the thumbs down option?

[shaeka8 1]

This whole story is cold and demonic and satanic and bondage in so many levels. Cold.

Love it.

Edited July 27, 2012 by shaeka8

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Shakespeare has got nothing on you.

[Boomstick (DayZ) 41]

Get back to me when this gets translated into English.