Citizens of post-apocalyptic Chernarus, if you are seeking peace in these dark times, come to the Last Church of Electro this Sunday

[resident_leeonheart@yahoo.com 32]

I'll sip on a can of mountain dew and watch the bloodbath with my binoculars from afar.

[vermentis 3]

So it seems people are assuming it's either a trap or that it will end with a bandit ambush, but has anyone considered that this actually may be an elaborate rouse to lure bandits in, seeking to ruin a church service, but in the end kill each other? Kind of like a self-cleansing if you will.

Either way, no matter what the intent is, I hope you achieve your goal with this.

[stren 4]

Can I as an atheist, come ?

[randomisation 1]

It's a shame there might be some chaos, it being in Elektro and all.

That's the only reason I'll be attending!

Let the chaos commence! :)

[FoulMouth 26]

And no one bothered consulting the King of Elektro in regards to this?

There will be blood.

[Dr Cheese 100]

Anyone have a pipe bomb? Lol

It's best just to nuke the site from orbit... It's the only way to be sure

[U.B.C.S. Ravin 326]

Doesn't say what timezone or U.B.C.S. could come in and provide some... entertainment.

No, seriously. It doesn't have a timezone so I have not the slightest clue when this would be.

My operative fails at providing accurate intel.

Edited July 26, 2012 by U.B.C.S. Ravin

[U.B.C.S. Hops 128]

It obviously says EST Ravin. Jeez.

[U.B.C.S. Ravin 326]

You liieeed to me! -Smacks Hops.-

[spankimus 71]

Time to dust off the satchel charges.

[Lawson 5]

You can't have my can of sardines. Sorry.

[spankimus 71]

Anyone have a pipe bomb? Lol

Ooo me! Pick me!

[Dok Faust 1]

Satchel charge in the pews, bus to block entrance. Allah au akbar.

[osiriszoran 33]

i can see this going well

[chrispowdrill@yahoo.co.uk 10]

hahaha this will be fun to watch, plenty of bandits hiding with there dmr's picking people off lol

[resident_leeonheart@yahoo.com 32]

I imagine it will be like that church scene in John Woo's The Killer.

[j92040 17]

And why do I forsee a re-enactment of the church shootout scene in once upon a time in mexico happening with this lol

[libertine (DayZ) 2]

man, this has bloodbath written all over it

[athrins 39]

Long live sandboxes; the only game-genre where I am allowed to offend and murder superstitious people!

Although I'll just be the bystander this time around. I'm sure others will do what must be done and upload it to YT for my and other's viewing pleasure.

Also, you have the right to be offended and anything you say can be used against you.

Edited July 26, 2012 by Athrins

[Fearganainm 1]

Ha! Ha! This is a brilliant idea! If I'm there, I'll provide overwatch...

[uScared 1]

I'll bring my beans for the lawd!

[Syra 7]

This sounds epic, I will be there to record it if I can get into the server - sounds like it will be flooded.

Try and make sure it's a 100+ person server with 3rd person on eh? ^^

[McLovinCR 29]

I'm going to try my best to attend. If not I will protect all those sheeps from the wolves that hunt our souls in this shadow and empty life.

Meh.. just kidding but yeah, i will kill some bandits. I have 5 STANAG mags with names all over the bullets. LOL

:lol:

[JamesR 74]

So who will strike first? The bandits? The hackers? Or just some troll with a dozen zombies chasing him?

[drbigtoe 13]

Do you need guards? Me and my friend have good weapons, and we have backups in tents. We could post hill patrol men, and Me and someothers could stand outside while it gets underway. We will search people for weapons.