Itchy (DayZ) 59 Posted July 25, 2012 (edited) Your dick in a can of beans, if you been eating the same shit for months???? with no salt!! :(You know add a bit of flavour, because you aint going to be getting a wash much!. ;)A bit bord fresh tin of beans, in the woods and away you go!! What more could a man ask for????? :) Edited July 29, 2012 by Itchy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jonson (DayZ) 31 Posted July 25, 2012 During the apocalypse, maybe I would, but not to make my food taste different. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MacIntosh (DayZ) 10 Posted July 26, 2012 This is why killing on sight is justified. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc_Wreckshop 18 Posted July 26, 2012 just some fat kid whose never kissed a girl, and was home alone one day and was like..."What if I put my cock in a can of beans?" would it feel like my hand?GFY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puppetworx 474 Posted July 26, 2012 What the FUCK are you talking about?I always presumed that was why you were given a flashlight to begin with. Warm up some beans, pour them in your empty flashlight and you've got an impromptu Fleshlight. You're just adding protein. You're already fucking those goats before you roast them over an open fire anyway, it's really not that different.The male to female ratio in Chernarus is ridiculous. No wonder they all became flesh-eating zombies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conrad (DayZ) 7 Posted July 28, 2012 go ahead and do that... and I'll just keep eating my beans clean. Hope you cut your little dick off on the can Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SLASH-7 27 Posted July 29, 2012 This is not in the top 10 things I would do with a can of beans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Itchy (DayZ) 59 Posted July 29, 2012 This is not in the top 10 things I would do with a can of beans.But it could be number 11. ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Man 393 Posted July 29, 2012 At least he isn't doing this to goats. I like to eat those things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kragz 156 Posted July 29, 2012 I'm omw to NW Airfield to raid tents and blow my load in as many bean cans as i can find. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Itchy (DayZ) 59 Posted July 29, 2012 At least he isn't doing this to goats. I like to eat those things.You aint seen what I do before I kill`em? :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
