Would you put??

[Itchy (DayZ) 59]

Your dick in a can of beans, if you been eating the same shit for months???? with no salt!! :(

You know add a bit of flavour, because you aint going to be getting a wash much!. ;)

A bit bord fresh tin of beans, in the woods and away you go!! What more could a man ask for????? :)

Edited July 29, 2012 by Itchy

[Jonson (DayZ) 31]

During the apocalypse, maybe I would, but not to make my food taste different.

[MacIntosh (DayZ) 10]

This is why killing on sight is justified.

[Doc_Wreckshop 18]

just some fat kid whose never kissed a girl, and was home alone one day and was like...

"What if I put my cock in a can of beans?" would it feel like my hand?

GFY

[puppetworx 474]

What the FUCK are you talking about?

I always presumed that was why you were given a flashlight to begin with. Warm up some beans, pour them in your empty flashlight and you've got an impromptu Fleshlight. You're just adding protein. You're already fucking those goats before you roast them over an open fire anyway, it's really not that different.

The male to female ratio in Chernarus is ridiculous. No wonder they all became flesh-eating zombies.

[Conrad (DayZ) 7]

go ahead and do that... and I'll just keep eating my beans clean. Hope you cut your little dick off on the can

[SLASH-7 27]

This is not in the top 10 things I would do with a can of beans.

[Itchy (DayZ) 59]

This is not in the top 10 things I would do with a can of beans.

But it could be number 11. ;)

[The_Man 393]

At least he isn't doing this to goats. I like to eat those things.

[kragz 156]

I'm omw to NW Airfield to raid tents and blow my load in as many bean cans as i can find.

[Itchy (DayZ) 59]

At least he isn't doing this to goats. I like to eat those things.

You aint seen what I do before I kill`em? :P