Rules of Day Z............

[thelonewarrior 886]

So seeing another post and thinking about zombieland, Add a rule for surviving

Rule 1: Dont forget to reload your hachet

Would have said cardio but obviously all unarmed civilians can sprint forever so that one is kinda pointless

Only one rule per person please

Edited July 25, 2012 by thelonewarrior

[Doogla 1]

Rule 2: Everyone wants you dead.

[Senrain 148]

Rule 3: There are no rules.

[Mega_Death 23]

Rule 3: There are no rules.

This

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Rule 4: Trust no one

[Stonedknight 26]

I am disappointed. Perfect opportunity to have done a Fight Club reference (yes it is played out)

[GenTroy (DayZ) 22]

Rule 5: A friendly survivor isn't friendly, he just doesn't have a weapon yet.

[shnoogy 30]

Rule 6: empty tin cans are mightier than bullets when it comes to breaking glass

[StripedRaccoon 12]

Rule 6: Don't run around on the roofs of buildings.

[Hoozio 13]

Rule 8: Play how you enjoy playing, not how somebody else think's you should play.

Edited July 25, 2012 by Hoozio

[jackcrow 129]

Rule 9: Not all weapons you pick up have 1 in the chamber

Edited July 25, 2012 by jackcrow

[j92040 17]

Rule 9 : If you see a tent out in the open, its a trap.

[jackcrow 129]

Rule 11: Doorways are more dangerous than Zombies

Edited July 25, 2012 by jackcrow

[Blindingsun 233]

Rule 12. don't talk about DayZ

[Mr. Packard 15]

Rule 12. don't talk about DayZ

Finally someone did it.

[jay.pis 32]

Rule 11: Doorways are more dangerous than Zombies

Don't forget stairs.

[[email protected] 125]

Rule 13, Rocks in the mounts are more lethal than players.

[Blakorr 77]

Finally someone did it.

yeah and it was just as lame as i expected

hooray

[Marco (DayZ) 6]

Rule 14 NW Airfield is heaven.

Rule 15 NW Airfield is hell.

[Teiwaz 45]

Rule 16: Don't go prone on catwalks.

Edited July 25, 2012 by Teiwaz

[NuckFutz 0]

Rule 17:  A decent pc drastically increases your chances of surviving.

Edited July 25, 2012 by NuckFutz

[Dirty Rotten Scoundrel 39]

Rule 18: Don't go swimming.

:)

NuckFutz fucked up the numbering.

Edited July 25, 2012 by Dirty Rotten Scoundrel

[kebman 213]

Rule 19: Hunker down and stay the fuck quiet - or die. Or die anyway, because you were still spotted.

Edited July 25, 2012 by kebman

[OneWumbologist 2]

These are more like guidelines rather then rules. ;)

Rule 20: Don't shoot a Lee Enfield in a populated town and not expect some company.

[TurtleMadness 5]

Rule 21: Never run in those three-floor barns.