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broguenz

After bashing away with my axe trying to open some beans..

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I yelled "THERE HAS GOT TO BE AN EASIER WAY"

Then one day after perishing from starvation, the third time, I noticed the finger tab and instructions on cans of food.

I was happy now because a.. I could eat and b.. I could give up my fruitless quest to find a can opener.

Not really a suggestion I guess but anyway..

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I could give up my fruitless quest to find a can opener.

Fuck I laughed hard for a good 2 minutes straight. There were even some tears.

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Funny yes, but moving it to General discussion section.

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