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haroldsax

Please For The Love of God.

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GOOD NEWS!

http://dayzmod.com/f...ate-build-1724/

* [NEW] Respawn button is disabled during DayZ play

Are you fucking kidding? THIS was a priority? Mother fucker's aim is so bad they suicide, and it warrants developer attention?

This just in. Next update

*[NEW] PVP is off.

*[NEW] Zeds will now give you flowers and hotchocolate instead of eating your face.

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*[NEW] PVP is off.

*[NEW] Zeds will now give you flowers and hotchocolate instead of eating your face.

Best post I've seen all day. :D

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Unless you are abusing the "Abort" ... you are not supposed to "missclick" on such a button.

I just can't concieve how one can "missclick" the Respawn. It's not like ur watching porn and your "insert person here" comes in on you.

It's right next to the options button...so yea.

HaroldSax/Lee? The guy who used to be in the 101st Airborne with Oebel and Seelye? Is that you?

Yea, mega flashback, but yea.

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Are you fucking kidding? THIS was a priority? Mother fucker's aim is so bad they suicide, and it warrants developer attention?

This just in. Next update

*[NEW] PVP is off.

*[NEW] Zeds will now give you flowers and hotchocolate instead of eating your face.

Chronic respawner detected. Sorry bub, your sarcasm doesn't hide how buttmad you'll be the next time you spawn in fucking Kamenka.

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What if he wants to change his video options to make the game run better, or is turning down the volume?

Once again, changing options, or sound is not a matter "omg I need to do it fast fast fast" ...

Everyone is aware of that button, so why hast.

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Add a "Are you sure? You will lose all equipment and progress" prompt to the respawn button. I clicked it on accident (Yup, my bad, not complaining about losing my stuff) and it's REALLY REALLY frustrating that people can lose their stuff based on a misclick.

/ragerantwhatever

From the next patch it will be impossible to click Respawn while alive.

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Chronic respawner detected. Sorry bub, your sarcasm doesn't hide how buttmad you'll be the next time you spawn in fucking Kamenka.

If I had any friends who weren't pussies, maybe. Since I have to play alone, I don't give 2 squirts of piss where I start. I can get a hatchet anywhere. Nice try though.

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