Defibulator

[zlobnydyadya 16]

Privet,folks!

My suggestion is-Defibulator!(i dunno how to type it right in English,sorry :( )

So the use of defibulator is:when 1 dude dies,another dude can "revive" him in 5 mins before his death.

Yes,I know,that u gonna shout:F@*3 CASUALS!!!!1111ONLY PERMAMENT DEATH,ONLY HARDCORE!!!!111MOUSE IS 4 PUSSYZ!!!!!111 and so on,BUT!(i love that word cuz it sounds like butt!!!!!1)

It must be as rare as antibiotics,and maybe rarer!And only in higher layers of map.Berezino?Maybe.

So u understood me.

AND NOW GIMME UR BIANZ!!!!!!11111111111111 :beans: :beans: :beans: :beans: :beans: :beans: :D

[Asasaint 10]

i find this topic entertaining, please do entertain me more

[Regicide 111]

This isn't BF3.

[wok 25]

This has been suggested already, ppl didn't like very much.

[Max Planck 7174]

Have you ever seen a defibrillator? It's fairly big.

It also has absolutely no effect on someone who's been shot.

It also needs recharging.

It does not do what you think it does.

Dead is dead.

[zlobnydyadya 16]

Have you ever seen a defibrillator? It's fairly big.

It also has absolutely no effect on someone who's been shot.

It also needs recharging.

It does not do what you think it does.

Dead is dead.

So lets make him BIG!!!

Some kinda 10 slots need to have it in backpack!

Dude also u know,normal man cant have in backpack)talking about 24slots assault)

cant have 4 wheelas jerry can and heli rotor so...

And also dude there is 1 charge defibs.They wieght 15 kg or 30 i forgot

Edited July 21, 2012 by zlobnydyadya

[Max Planck 7174]

So lets make him BIG!!!

Some kinda 10 slots need to have it in backpack!

Dude also u know,normal man cant have in backpack)talking about 24slots assault)

cant have 4 wheelas jerry can and heli rotor so...

Ok, ignore the size.

Still,

It has absolutely no effect on someone who has been shot.

It also needs recharging.

It does not do what you think it does.

EDIT:

Ok, let me elaborate.

A defib ran sometimes restore normal rythm to a heart that has gone arythmic or stopped.

If you have a brand new hole in your body, massive blood loss and shock, it doesn't do bugger.

Edited July 21, 2012 by Max Planck

[zlobnydyadya 16]

And also i thing after reviving pacient must have 2 lits of blood and blood loss.Also,it must have some failures in charges,because 1 charge defib is rly failure.

[zlobnydyadya 16]

I used to use this kind of defib once(I remembered that only russian field meds hav 1 charge defib,but i dont rly know about American army and Nato)

[zlobnydyadya 16]

Ok, ignore the size.

Still,

It has absolutely no effect on someone who has been shot.

It also needs recharging.

It does not do what you think it does.

EDIT:

Ok, let me elaborate.

A defib ran sometimes restore normal ruthm to a heart that has gone arythmic or stopped.

If you have a brand new hole in your body, massive blood loss and shock, it doesn't do bugger.

dude thats right,thats why i said that pacient must have only 1 or 2 lits of blood and have blood loss!Srsly do u rly think that gunshot can be stopped using only bandage and fracture can be healed only by morphine?Also i said that defib must have failures!Read the posts fully!

Edited July 21, 2012 by zlobnydyadya

[Riis 22]

dude thats right,thats why i said that pacient must have only 1 or 2 lits of blood and have blood loss!Srsly do u rly think that gunshot can be stopped using only bandage and fracture can be healed only by morphine?Also i said that defib must have failures!Read the posts fully!

Actually, i think i could pack a wound fairly well with just one bandage, maybe two..

[zlobnydyadya 16]

Actually, i think i could pack a wound fairly well with just one bandage, maybe two..

Dude,what about piece of iron in your chest or leg?

[Riis 22]

Leg, np. Chest...you dont pack wounds in the chest, that would be a big time fail, you'd be killing the guy by speeding up his Tension Pneumothorax, but a wet bandage on top of the entry and exit wound could help alot ;)

[Max Planck 7174]

...Srsly do u rly... Read the posts fully!

You type fully, I read fully.

Besides, you posted while I was editing. I had no way of seeing it.

Actually, i think i could pack a wound fairly well with just one bandage, maybe two..

I think you could too. I know I can.

It's already in the game. Bandaging stops bleeding. Blood must be added by other means. There is no reviving.

All is good.

[zlobnydyadya 16]

Leg, np. Chest...you dont pack wounds in the chest, that would be a big time fail, you'd be killing the guy by speeding up his Tension Pneumothorax, but a wet bandage on top of the entry and exit wound could help alot ;)

Agree.But at least it could help,but nor safe.Just like morphine.I used to have 6 fractures once in-game,and all of them was healed by morphine.Its rediculous.Morphin dont heal fractures once and for all.Painkillers also dont lower pain forever.

[zlobnydyadya 16]

Agree.But at least it could help,but nor safe.Just like morphine.I used to have 6 fractures once in-game,and all of them was healed by morphine.Its rediculous.Morphin dont heal fractures once and for all.Painkillers also dont lower pain forever.

Also not all wounds in life have exit.Many of them stucks in bones and muscules,and need to be removed from body

[zlobnydyadya 16]

We got too far from main suggestion...

[Max Planck 7174]

Agree.But at least it could help,but nor safe.Just like morphine.I used to have 6 fractures once in-game,and all of them was healed by morphine.Its rediculous.Morphin dont heal fractures once and for all.Painkillers also dont lower pain forever.

So because morphine is not realistic, you want to add another mechanic that is also not realistic?

In that case, I would like to suggest adding portable holes and perpetual motion machines.

EDIT: This was made using the 'edit' button. There are many like it, but this one is mine. You have one too, you know.

Edited July 21, 2012 by Max Planck

[zlobnydyadya 16]

So because morphine is not realistic, you want to add another mechanic that is also not realistic?

In that case, I would like to suggest adding portable holes and perpetual motion machines.

EDIT: This was made using the 'edit' button. There are many like it, but this one is mine. You have one too, you know.

You got it all wrong!

The idea was,that mechaniks of game is rly rediculous in this moment.Suggestion was to add 1 charge defib,that can fail to revive patientthat dead not more than 5 mins by other player.The revived rlayer must have 1-2 lits of blood and blood loss,and also the defib must weight 30 kg-7-10 slots.

It will make the game more survivalistic!And also would make players to stuck in groups,and make sence of not killing each other-like blood bags!

[Max Planck 7174]

You got it all wrong!

The idea was,that mechaniks of game is rly rediculous in this moment.Suggestion was to add 1 charge defib,that can fail to revive patientthat dead not more than 5 mins by other player.The revived rlayer must have 1-2 lits of blood and blood loss,and also the defib must weight 30 kg-7-10 slots.

It will make the game more survivalistic!And also would make players to stuck in groups,and make sence of not killing each other-like blood bags!

One charge? Are you talking about an AED? They are only 1.5-2 kilos or so. In my country we have them at metro stations and other places with lots of people. Still, they are good for arythmia and tachycardia, not so much for gunshot/blast/blunt trauma wounds.

[Robolord 11]

Rewrite in proper english please

[Max Planck 7174]

Rewrite in proper english please

Not all of us are from english speaking countries. Quit acting like a bad school teacher and sod off.

[wok 25]

First, talking about the "reality" of a defibrillator and such doesn't make much sense, I mean we are playing a game, where there are zombies, food magically appears on the floor over and over again and taking morphine fix broken bones.

Second, we already have Epi-Pen for waking up unconscious players, if you are dead you are dead nothing will wake you up, is not like you die from a hearth attack for being scared of zombies.

[sonicrainbrony 136]

1. Stop calling people "DUDE"

2. Improve the grammar and I might take the time to actually read your arguments.

EDIT: "But I am not from an english speaking country." is not an excuse, I am not from an english speaking country, and as you might see, I can speak english fairly well.

Edited July 21, 2012 by SonicRainbrony

[Disgraced 1123]

CLEAR

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Fuck, he's still shot and bleeding out. I guess it would have worked if he'd had a heart attack in some office. Bullets seem less forgiving.

CLEAR

Bazzzzt

NOTHING

Because bullets are not heart failure.

Defibrillators as a magic Rez potion are gaming BULLSHIT.