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Can you comprehend how bad your armpits, hair, ass, and teeth would smell in a Apocalypse? Should them boyz model/code taking a shower, washing your ass, and brushing teeth be in the game? Just to give away your position in the game from the stench meter? LOL I love this mod. cheers

PS where's the beer and cigs at?

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Also, no one would notice it... Because we all smell like shit :)

Boom.

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Pretty much this thread is a joke, but why no beer and cigs to calm your nerves? Model a natty ice can in the game would be priceless along side a pack of pall malls haha.

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I shit my pants, i assume yall do to?

Just you.

Beer and cigarettes should be added. Reduces the visual effects of blood loss, broken leg etc.?

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Nah, wading in to refill those water bottles gives me a nice sparkle every couple hours.

Does a survivor shit in the woods, and if he does, and no one is there to hear it, does it make any noise?

Only from a certain distance and plotted over time, according to Hawking.

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Just you.

No, not just me. We have all been held up with bullets wizzing by and had to shit, move an inch and your dead.

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We've got morphine, christ. And when that runs out, just take turns sucking each other off or something.

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Actually I think people would bathe in rivers, streams or lakes whenever they got the chance. Why? Because if you don't there is a seriously high chance of getting infections, diseases and all that sort of crap from being dirty.

Also, I'd shave my head

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Pretty much this thread is a joke, but why no beer and cigs to calm your nerves? Model a natty ice can in the game would be priceless along side a pack of pall malls haha.

Because if they put in cigarettes they would have to change the game so that smoking characters have coughing fits every few seconds and get tired and become unable to run after every 500 meters spent running. :P

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