Ever played a pratical joke on another gamer or noob?

[thelonewarrior 886]

Today a noob went into a lighthouse (I could tell by the way he swung the hachet around and misses a single zombie about 10 times)

He went in and climbed the ladder, I went and put a tank trap and two walls of barb wire there and went back to the bushes and waited.

He spent the next 10mins trying to work out what had happened, and obviously didnt know the jump button. Eventually he figured it out but couldnt get over them, so he made a jump from the lighthouse instead.

.....technically I didnt kill him

Another time I walked into a hanger at night I saw a player facing the floor and messing about with items so I took out my hachet (they had no weapon) and I shouted down the microphone:

RRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH!

The player turned and looked all over the place like they were paniking and I chased them out of the hanger into the dark.

The chase went on for about 5mins before I let them go, I had no intention of killing them I just thought i could scare them

Anyone have any similair stories

I also like stealing things from players backpacks :)

Edited July 20, 2012 by thelonewarrior

[Xrinaphobia 10]

Ran after a person screaming "LET ME LOVE YOU" For a while, before they shot me.

[krtshv 362]

I was in Elektro, sniper covering my buddies.

They were in the general store parking lot and were fighting zombies.

I started blasting rounds around them and shouting "Oh shit, you're being fired on!" on Skype. They ran inside and started screaming at me to kill the shooter.

[Neon Machete 5]

I once trolled a fresh spawn by shooting him the legs and then pushed his limp body around. I pushed him into the ocean in which he killed himself or bled out.

It was mean but pretty funny.

[KrystoferRobin 67]

I like to randomly pop a few shots over my buddies shoulder (he's only got about 5 nights of DayZ), then switch back to my crossbow. "OH FUCK IS THAT YOU SHOOTING?" "I have a crossbow" while I make a mad sprint for cover.

Once he makes it to the bushes, I channel the spirits of sassiness and priss and say "Hey big boy, come to these bushes often". "Oh christ it's full of gays"

I'm not honestly sure why he plays with me.

[Mooseocalypse 59]

The very first day I played, it was pitch black (and I mean pitch fucking black) and I was scared and alone. I saw a lighthouse and I side chatted "anyone at the lighthouse?" Someone replied "don't go the lighthouse it's haunted!"

So I ran away.

[M O N S T E R 599]

The very first day I played, it was pitch black (and I mean pitch fucking black) and I was scared and alone. I saw a lighthouse and I side chatted "anyone at the lighthouse?" Someone replied "don't go the lighthouse it's haunted!"

So I ran away.

And to this day you continue to think; "I wonder what would have happened if I'd investigated the lighthouse..."

Regret fills every soul. You are not alone.

Or maybe you are.

I don't care.

-MONSTER

[phorest 54]

Picked up a hatchet in Elektro and went "Heeeeere's Johnny!" on a bunch of people.

The reactions were very satisfactory.

[Mooseocalypse 59]

And to this day you continue to think; "I wonder what would have happened if I'd investigated the lighthouse..."

Regret fills every soul. You are not alone.

Or maybe you are.

I don't care.

-MONSTER

No, I just tell other noobs not to go there cause it's haunted.

[Mr.Glowsticks 7]

One time when I was raiding the airfield with two friends, I was sitting north of the hangars in the bushes and waited for my buddies to come to me from the barracks on the other side. I was carrying my first L85 AWS and had thermal vision on them. I knew how audibly shocked one would be if they got shot at, so I thought I'd shoot one bullet jus above their heads to scare them. Turned out I shot one of them in the leg.....

[noobfun 87]

on a set of fresh spawns me and 2 buddies (who had been at nwaf) (hey look one of em just posted above me) were rampaging up and down the coast chasing people with our flashlights and just repeatedly satying 'no no no no' through chat, people were jumping in the sea to escape or combat logging or generally just being abusive over comms and running in circles trying to get away .. in the end we had picked up quite a zombie herd so we just died and respwaned

Edited July 20, 2012 by stuffnthings

[noobfun 87]

One time when I was raiding the airfield with two friends, I was sitting north of the hangars in the bushes and waited for my buddies to come to me from the barracks on the other side. I was carrying my first L85 AWS and had thermal vision on them. I knew how audibly shocked one would be if they got shot at, so I thought I'd shoot one bullet jus above their heads to scare them. Turned out I shot one of them in the leg.....

no you shot me in the arm you bastard

dunno what was worse bieng shot out of no where or senri screaming like a girl

[TheSedated 4]

I met a noob on the beach near kamenka a few days ago. He ran up to me and I pointed my pistol at him. He asked if I'm going to shoot him. I said, he should go down on his knees and pray for his life. He went crouching and started to beg for me to let him live. So funny. I got behind him and meant "Dude... I'm standing behind you and pointing my pistol at your neck. You know what really pisses me off? It's beggars like you, asking me to let them live. But I'm a nice guy today. I give you ten seconds to get out of my sight." and so he ran off into the woods nearby. I saw him again twenty minutes later. He went to his knees again. I said, he should get up and it was a joke. As I saw that he wasn't carrying a weapon, I asked if he did take a look into his backpack since we met the first time. He didn't. But then he saw the pistol and the four mags and the food and water I put into his backpack the first time we met and was very thankful.

[Dawn (DayZ) 27]

I like driving my car in the roads near the coast with my headlights off while playing yakety sax over the microphone and searching for players to drive over. [yakety sax :

[edit : this wasnt me :P it was some other guy who drove over me in the middle of the night, i was laughing my ass off xD and thought i post it here.]

Edited July 20, 2012 by Dawn

[stupar123 6]

I like driving my car in the roads near the coast with my headlights off while playing yakety sax over the microphone and searching for players to drive over. [yakety sax : http://www.youtube.c...?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ]

[edit : this wasnt me :P it was some other guy who drove over me in the middle of the night, i was laughing my ass off xD and thought i post it here.]

I chase players with tractor,it's better for land that way :P

Also,nice avatar :D

[Race_Tech 0]

I was on a pretty fresh spawn and encountered another survivor entering a house just after I had left it. We both had hatchets and were both obviously pretty fresh so no point of fighting. I worked my way down the road from the house dodging zombies and then threw a roadflare back at the house just to make him shit himself a bit,

[Big Boss (DayZ) 23]

I throw a grenade just off their flank when I find someone creeping around and all is quiet, the boom makes people piss themselves. (nighttime is the best because it turns everything to day for a split second)

[Michaelvoodoo25 3120]

Does offering a lift to players in lingor then driving off "that ramp" count?

I agree!

[Goggalor 191]

One time I was playing at night and saw a guy in a barn lit by a single flare. I had just spawned and had nothing and didn't feel like taking things seriously, so I sprinted through the barn, picked up the flare while he was shooting zombies and ran into the woods with his light source. I kept running in a straight line until the flare burned out and then I switched directions and hid in a bush while he lit up the hillside trying to find me.

Another time I just spawned in on a Namalsk server that had a custom loadout including an mp5. I saw another fresh spawn down the beach from me so I shot a few rounds just to scare him. I then went prone in the water to hide. He ran right past me, so I popped up and fired a few more rounds before hiding again. He spotted me and became obsessed with trying to kill me. He spent five minutes switching back and forth between his gun and hatchet and he was so focused on killing me he forgot he was standing on an open beach and someone shot him.

[Erizid 56]

When the server is full and I want my buddy to get in, I sometimes start typing "HACKER TELEPORTING PEOPLE INTO THE OCEAN" in all chat so people disconnect.

[puppetworx 474]

1. Get a vehicle
   
2. Fill the vehicle with coastal dwelling casuals
   
3. Drive north in promise of loot (telling them you're going to raid the NWAF usually works)
   
4. Spot a heli crash
   
5. Tell them to go check it out while you refuel at a barn
   
6. Drive off leaving them lost, ill-equipped and petrified
   
7. They have the best adventure of their DayZ lives
   

[Maca (DayZ) 769]

Came across a survivor at Topolka dam once as i was refilling my canteen, he didn't spot me and was running down the middle of the road. All i had was a hatchet (fresh spawn) and he had a winchester, so i decided to go all navy seal and went prone in the water. Hoping he would just continue on his journey, but no he also wanted to fill his canteen.

I then decided i've nothing to lose so started to communicate with him, telling him i had my crosshairs directly pointing at his head. Asked him nicely to drop his weapon in which he complied, getting him to move away from his gun and ever closer to my position.

So i ask him again nicely to face the lake as i come out from the forest (but i'm in the lake) and as he turns i jump up shouting "BOO" i've never in all my time playing DayZ, see a survivor run so fast (Usain Bolt) fast........ Moral of the story you never know whats lurking beneath the water.

Edited December 3, 2012 by Maca

[Draxx (DayZ) 61]

I found a sniper watching Elektro from the sniper hill. I shot him unconscious with my last bullet, he was bleeding like hell, then grab him at his neck and dragged him through the forest until he bled out ^^. It is a good way to save bullets and when the guy wakes up he cannot do anything but watch me dragging him to death :) His complete AS50, Ghillie and so on did not avoid my revenge of the poorly armed. I think the sniper was hoping for a more honorful death.

Edited December 5, 2012 by Draxx