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How big of a dick am I?

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My team and I were at Balota doing a bit of looting when I told one of my team members to meet me at the warehouses, about 30 seconds after that remark someone with a girl skin walked by the warehouses. I figured this was my team mate and we started walking. About 2 minutes later I noticed he wasn't responding via Skype call, and so I asked "Who here has the girl skin?" and everyone in the call said they didn't have a girl skin on. Thats when I figured out that was some random person I didn't know, who of which was about 100 meters away when I shot them in the face with my Lee Enfield. Am I dick, or am I a dick?

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I think the better question is to ask why exactly you felt you needed to either "Brag" or obtain some sort of "Peer acceptance" that you feel you need to validate yourself.

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So you killed someone in a typical situation. Boring.

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I think the better question is to ask why exactly you felt you needed to either "Brag" or obtain some sort of "Peer acceptance" that you feel you need to validate yourself.

I didn't write this with the notion to "Brag" or obtain "Peer acceptance." I wrote this because I felt like sharing a quick story, do you have a problem with that? Because if I'm not mistaken the bandit campfire is a place to share stories.

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I didn't write this with the notion to "Brag" or obtain "Peer acceptance." I wrote this because I felt like sharing a quick story, do you have a problem with that? Because if I'm not mistaken the bandit campfire is a place to share stories.

not bandit campfire. but general discussion is stories too!

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Player sees other player, thinks its a team mate, realises mistake and shoots... erm this is worth reading because?

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not bandit campfire.

Shit...lol I forget to open the bandit campfire before posting. >_<

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I don't even see this fitting in with the Bandit campfire.

You shot an unarmed survivor in the back, congratulations?

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I don't even see this fitting in with the Bandit campfire.

You shot an unarmed survivor in the back, congratulations?

They had a M16. I find it funny that people assume since it was on the coast they were unarmed...

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I don't even see this fitting in with the Bandit campfire.

You shot an unarmed survivor in the back, congratulations?

and a female one.....

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so the person walked near / along with you and didnt shoot so when you realise it wasnt a team mate you just shot them even though they could have killed you beforehand..... more proof that people dont think enough in this game and just shoot

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so the person walked near / along with you and didnt shoot so when you realise it wasnt a team mate you just shot them even though they could have killed you beforehand..... more proof that people dont think enough in this game and just shoot

I had time to think, its called being a bandit. :/

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"How big of a dick am I?"

People are answering that with "a substantially large one", so don't get defensive... you asked lol.

Also, it's not more proof that everyone shoots without thinking, the un-named player didn't ;)

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Hmm, idk. Unless you saw them as a threat then that seems fairly reasonable.

If someone gets the jump on me and doesn't kill me, I'm not going to kill them. After all they could have killed me at first chance, so I should rightly be killed.

For instance I was on the hill at the back of Stary someone starts talking to me on direct comm, he didn't seem exactly threatening, I couldn't see him at that time. He started shooting at my feet so I bolted behind a bush. He just laughed, haha. I was getting ready to shoot if he found me, but then I thought 'he would of shot me if he really wanted to'. He found me, didn't shoot him, he didn't shoot me. We greeted, he was bleeding badly, but that didn't seem to phase him, I offered him a bandage but he declined. We talked for a bit Then asked me if I needed anything, I replied and said I'd been looking for a vehicle because walking is getting old. He agreed, then the next thing I know, there was a luxury SUV behind me. He said 'nice people deserve nice things' and walked off. I had that vehicle for a whole half hour before I lost it to a DC.

So yeah, figure that one out lol.

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You made me log into my account just to tell you that you are a dick for wasting our collective time with this pointless story.

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Hmm, idk. Unless you saw them as a threat then that seems fairly reasonable.

If someone gets the jump on me and doesn't kill me, I'm not going to kill them. After all they could have killed me at first chance, so I should rightly be killed.

For instance I was on the hill at the back of Stary someone starts talking to me on direct comm, he didn't seem exactly threatening, I couldn't see him at that time. He started shooting at my feet so I bolted behind a bush. He just laughed, haha. I was getting ready to shoot if he found me, but then I thought 'he would of shot me if he really wanted to'. He found me, didn't shoot him, he didn't shoot me. We greeted, he was bleeding badly, but that didn't seem to phase him, I offered him a bandage but he declined. We talked for a bit Then asked me if I needed anything, I replied and said I'd been looking for a vehicle because walking is getting old. He agreed, then the next thing I know, there was a luxury SUV behind me. He said 'nice people deserve nice things' and walked off. I had that vehicle for a whole half hour before I lost it to a DC.

So yeah, figure that one out lol.

That is possibly the most insane thing I've heard on DayZ. If you are not joking, then you have seriously made my night. xD

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I had time to think, its called being a bandit. :/

Actually I would consider a bandit someone who robs the person and maybe does it with menacing rather than going " Oh its not a teammate" and then shooting... thats either murder or clumsy play ;)

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Hmm, idk. Unless you saw them as a threat then that seems fairly reasonable.

If someone gets the jump on me and doesn't kill me, I'm not going to kill them. After all they could have killed me at first chance, so I should rightly be killed.

For instance I was on the hill at the back of Stary someone starts talking to me on direct comm, he didn't seem exactly threatening, I couldn't see him at that time. He started shooting at my feet so I bolted behind a bush. He just laughed, haha. I was getting ready to shoot if he found me, but then I thought 'he would of shot me if he really wanted to'. He found me, didn't shoot him, he didn't shoot me. We greeted, he was bleeding badly, but that didn't seem to phase him, I offered him a bandage but he declined. We talked for a bit Then asked me if I needed anything, I replied and said I'd been looking for a vehicle because walking is getting old. He agreed, then the next thing I know, there was a luxury SUV behind me. He said 'nice people deserve nice things' and walked off. I had that vehicle for a whole half hour before I lost it to a DC.

So yeah, figure that one out lol.

awww i want to meet the bandit fairy and get a nice SUV.... all I rolled around on is a bike ( although laughed my arse off riding through cherno tinkling that bell at passing bandits... )

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Greatest story since the epic: "Man feeds pigeons in park."

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Im Spawning in electro and found some nice Equip, than im on my Way out of it and hear an Sniper shooting some noobs in Electro.

Hmm i think time to kill some Idiots Sniper, say it do it found him and kill him with my 1911 :)

Than im looting him and in that time 2 Player with really good Equip killing me with Automatic Weapons.

I spawnd agian in Electro and think,ok runing up that hill and look for some rest of the loot they dont take.

Im near the position and see the 2 Player are looting my body and that from the Sniper, im sneakin in go on the bagpack from one of these Idiots take the M4A3 CCQ and shoot both player in the Head.

After this i loot both have an full Equip run to the north log out and lough with some friends about these Idiots :) i love only First Person Servers.

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