Perfect lunch in Chernarus

[M O N S T E R 599]

So uhh... What do you have for lunch every day? Is it as perfect as mine?

My perfect lunch would include a delightfully wholesome serving of canned pasta, with added chem-light fluid for the salty taste. An open bottle of whiskey with some diesel to wash it down. And for dessert... Maybe a box of pain-killers.

-MONSTER

[superhobo666 0]

I'd say a can of sardines, and a coke. if I'm lucky I may have found an animal who let me harvest it's organs. has anybody tried cooking and eating zombie? how did it turn out?

[Russianism 14]

OK so first you want to make sure you have:

2-3 flares

1 tin of beans

1 tin of pasta

1 shell casing from a makerov clip

A hachet/hunting knife

and some headlight fluid (it's a joke and if you don't get it you should watch some halo machinima)

Ok so first of peel the lids off of the cans and place the cans next to you on the floor

Then with the hollowed out skull of a nearby zombie empty the cans into the skull, don't worry about the grey matter left in there just put them in

Using the road flares heat up the skull

Add the headlight fluid for a nice tangy touch

Enjoy

[speedy_mcfast 3]

Perfect lunch in Chernarus is empty tin cans and tears, mmmmm i love me some tin cans.

[seriousman 9]

[M O N S T E R 599]

Lack of blood = Not good enough

-MONSTER

[herrjon 478]

Good 'ol bloodbag with a side of mophine, gets me up and going thats for sure.

[Skurkanas 27]

'dem beans

Edited July 20, 2012 by Skurkanas

[Publik 404]

Sardines, duh, and some nice crisp bog water.

[FrankFisher 46]

firstly I like to sit smack bang in cherno, play some beatZ then pull put a jerry can and scull it.

[DeTaiLz 18]

Steak, they be my ***ies......

[noobfun 87]

epinephrin shots with a dusting of morphine, who needs food when your that high on adernaline and morphine