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You Say Bandits Are So Awesome... NO WAY

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So, me and my best buddy are riding around in two separate cars we had (admittedly) stolen from a campsite. We drive North-Northeast from Cherno (the route by Little Hill) until we hit Mogilevka.

At this point, we are desperate on fuel, so we park up the car with the smallest amount of fuel and head a little north along a dirt road.

I tell him to pull over into the forest, we set up a campsite, and eat some food, drink water, consolidate ammo, the stuff you normally do. My buddy goes afk but doesn't d/c, so I hang around to guard him.

I set up underneath a tree overlooking the main roads headed through Mogil, deciding it was the best place to watch for enemies. Lo and behold, a few minutes later I see three guys moving in a line SPRINTING down the road.

They used no stealth. They ran in, guns blazing, killing all the zombies. At this point, I did not call out. I doubt they were very friendly. They outnumbered and outgunned us, I saw a rocket launcher and two M4/16's of various models. One had a ghillie, and one wore black (on my screen).

I am not talking, but I am close enough to barely make out their conversation. Ghillie suit finds our abandoned jeep, and they decide to fan out to look for us. I try to get my friend to come back, but to no avail. I simply hide and watch as my poor friend gets killed mercilessly.

Then comes the awesome part; ghillie suit starts to drive the abandoned jeep to where our current jeep was, and due to communication issues, rocket launcher guy decides to destroy the spare jeep. With a rocket launcher. :P

I figured, screw it, not worth dying. I start to leave, when an incredible thing happens. The "rocket launcher guy" backs up, takes aim at the unoccupied UAZ, RIGHT as the original abandoned UAZ pulls up. The guy wearing black, apparently deaf, got into the currently UNOCCUPIED UAZ, not realizing it was slated for demolition.

The rocket launcher guy fires, and manages to kill both of his allies. He looks stunned and I quietly step out of my hiding spot and put three M1911 rounds into his head as he attempts to draw his main weapon.

I lived in glorious loot heaven.

True story bro. Once in a million. XP And none of them had time to D/C :P

I am not flaming, I am merely stating one of very few triumphs I have had over bandits. And I know not all of you are this bad. Trust me. I've died to you guys many many many times.

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Don't know whether Good job or good luck?

Fairly new to the game and the only bandit attack i've had was me and a friend getting sniped in the woods randomly. Both dead in like, 5-10 seconds and didnt even see anyone haha. Guess that's how it goes.

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Haha, trust me, I suck. I rarely get past the AK-47 phase. When I had guys delivering Ghillie and M4 basically direct to me, I was psyched.

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Dude that sounds pretty cool... I am I guess rather new and I never heard a sory like that...

Also a shout out question !!! WHere can you positively find Rocket Launchers? They say barracks I never found one !!! Thanks...

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Congratulations Good Sir,

You are now a true Gentleman of Scholar. A toast!

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Thank you nicely, well mustachioed man.

@ZombieSniper, I hear they're in barracks too. I have never found one, and if I did I would probably need my Alice Pack more, seeing as it's just two of us.

@Ivanuvo, we've made a pact if one of us is in peril situation, they are ditched. No use risking your life. Although, he always takes point and it's nice to have a little indicator of where snipers are :P. And if he had not been here, I would have skedaddled, and never found those awesome guns and ghillie suit.

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Nice work.

Ive found that things that explode are best used ALONE when the only person you can blow up is yourself.

Had a friend a week ago decide he was going to 'help' provide cover for a NW airfield raid. So he goes to launch a smoke across the field with his new M16 M203.

Yeh...he had an HE in there too. It landed on 3 of us.

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Dude that sounds pretty cool... I am I guess rather new and I never heard a sory like that...

Also a shout out question !!! WHere can you positively find Rocket Launchers? They say barracks I never found one !!! Thanks...

the north west air feild NWAF but its a sniper heavin up there

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You can possibly even find them at Nellis AFB, boomers carry them.

Wait...

This isn't fallout, is it?

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