Nighthunter (DayZ) 0 Posted July 15, 2012 Have you ever had something happen to you or someone that make laugh and stuff like having to reload your hatchet :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeadManDan 23 Posted July 15, 2012 I though this one was pretty funny: http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/19940-battleship-in-a-field/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeromentor 169 Posted July 15, 2012 Had a friend run out of ammunition and take a trip back to his group's camp to refill. When he approached, he spotted someone there and tried to ask who it was. Due to him using mumble and not directional chat and a total lack of identification methods (like ingame tags) he was unable to tell who the player was. That same player didn't know the person he seen, and without time to grab a weapon, proceeded to equip his hatchet and chase off the 'invader'.They were both apart of the same group, but were in different channels of mumble, so my buddy was chased around by his own teammate and unable to defend himself, nor tell him he was friendly.Pretty great, you should have been there. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DarkRaven123 602 Posted July 15, 2012 Someone shot down a Heli as I spawned in Elektro.Me and a friend run over to it, but it seemed it was cleared out eariler.It was bouncing up and down slightly also.I was walking around every side to see if I could loot inside or anything, and it bounced onto me. I flew like 50M. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiney 10 Posted July 15, 2012 Being snuck up on by a crowbar weilding survivor. I had turned around to see the guy prone, behind me. It startled me enough to cause me to connect my hatchet to his face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
what9k 39 Posted July 15, 2012 2 friends and I were all in the forest just north of Bor. We saw a cow walking in the field, next thing you know the cow exploded. We were all in tears at this point, crying with laughter as we didn't have a clue what the hell just happened.Turned out some guy was running through the field throwing grenades at animals, he killed another goat with one. We decided to stalk him for a while, he lead us straight to his tent. We killed him and searched his tent. This guy must have been a collector of some sort, he had 12 Frag grenades in his tent. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gauche 1 Posted July 15, 2012 Was coming out of the tower in Balota just yesterday and I see this guy hauling ass down the runway with the biggest group of Z I've ever seen at once. It was hilarious until half of them broke off and started chasing me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stry423 26 Posted July 15, 2012 I found this hilarious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthunter (DayZ) 0 Posted July 15, 2012 I found this hilarious %&^$ing hilarious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yeung-Jin 28 Posted July 15, 2012 @Authentic92I lol'ed hard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Izzy (DayZ) 4 Posted July 15, 2012 HAHAHAHAHAHA oh man, that one was great.ran to NWAF to give my friend morphine (my last one...), after i almost i got shot >.> we headed out, and were running into a residential building (wood cabin), he was leading i was behind him - he lagged after walking into the entrance and warped back far enough that it jammed both of us into the doorway... the door said NO, pushed him through the wall and me into the building, broke both our legs, both bleeding (took 2 bandages to stop bleeding for mine???), both in shock, both unconscious, we were both full health when entering, both left barely over 3k. let the rolling commence!in summary: friend lagged and pushed us both through a door with some vicious splinters, both broken legs, commence crawling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
