Drink your own piss?

[lunchyyy 9]

We should be able to fill our own water bottles with piss, and maybe we have a chance of getting bacterial infection or some crap. And we can fill bottles with piss and give it to other players.

[digital0 22]

Nice try Bear Grylls. We won't fall for that one!!

[BadCarti 5]

Too lazy to get a Water Bottle WITH Water, I guess?

Go to Cherno and Scavenge if you're thirsty.

In general this Suggestion is so... unnecessary, haha.

Edited July 12, 2012 by Nine

[Miss_Nuts 9]

We should be able to fill our own water bottles with piss, and maybe we have a chance of getting bacterial infection or some crap. And we can fill bottles with piss and give it to other players.

Actually, piss is antibacterial and sterile, therefore a far superior choice to wells or ponds. Piss FTW!

Edited July 12, 2012 by Miss_Nuts

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Made me lol.

[Bash Arkin 266]

God the threads that show up on this forum sometimes. I'm agasint it becuase it'd be just one other thing that needs to be balance JUST right.

[Miss_Nuts 9]

God the threads that show up on this forum sometimes. I'm agasint it becuase it'd be just one other thing that needs to be balance JUST right.

This thread hasn't breached the border between serious and joke to you I feel. Tis a joke thread. Dont feed the trolls by being all serious about it lol.

Edited July 12, 2012 by Miss_Nuts

[theozonematters 5]

Edited July 12, 2012 by TheOzoneMatters

[theozonematters 5]

YOU COPIED THESNEAKYFATCAT'S POST!!!

[Miss_Nuts 9]

I think this thread just earned itself a lock by the two prev comments. I don't even.

Edited July 12, 2012 by Miss_Nuts

[enforcer1975 1111]

Bukkake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Miss_Nuts 9]

Tasty bukkake

[lunchyyy 9]

Actually, piss is antibacterial and sterile, therefore a far superior choice to wells or ponds. Piss FTW!

But if you leave it for to long the bacteria grows and it becomes bad, you have to drink it fresh. Yum.

[MrGuard 2]

What the title says. But make it only for emergencies like maybe every 2-3 hours in-game and make the canteen unusable after that.

[lockpwnage 2]

Oh god. Just...no im not going to even try to explain whats wrong about that.

Yes. I know you can and it won't kill you if you did but seriously its just gross.

[Disgraced 1123]

Obligatory bear grylls joke.

[zenatsu (DayZ) 96]

Edited July 22, 2012 by zenatsu

[Flying Mathias 18]

Alright, this doesn't make any sense. If you're going to drink, you'd be in red on your thirst meter. But if you're dehydrated. you don't have anything to piss.

So, the solution here, is to share your piss with a thirsty friend so that he doesn't die of dehydration.

See? Logic!

[thefreindlyoldman 47]

Lets eat our own feces if we are starving also with a good ol' cup of urine on the side!

[Fraggle (DayZ) 15720]

I would use my own feces as sun-block/camoflage.

[IcePick Roberts 9]

I heard that if you stand in front of a mirror and drink your piss three times Bear Grylls will appear. :D

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[Bushmaster14 51]

I heard that if you stand in front of a mirror and drink your piss three times Bear Grylls will appear. :D

A Bear Grylls character skin will spawn slightly buzzing with flies. ZZZZZzzzzz

[3rdparty 229]

bean-stealing will turn to piss-taking XD

[3rdparty 229]

lol wont this effectively ease the aggression of the spawn killing mountain trolls? turning them into kidnappers who give blowjobs on the beach XD