lunchyyy 9 Posted July 12, 2012 We should be able to fill our own water bottles with piss, and maybe we have a chance of getting bacterial infection or some crap. And we can fill bottles with piss and give it to other players. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
digital0 22 Posted July 12, 2012 Nice try Bear Grylls. We won't fall for that one!! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BadCarti 5 Posted July 12, 2012 (edited) Too lazy to get a Water Bottle WITH Water, I guess?Go to Cherno and Scavenge if you're thirsty.In general this Suggestion is so... unnecessary, haha. Edited July 12, 2012 by Nine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miss_Nuts 9 Posted July 12, 2012 (edited) We should be able to fill our own water bottles with piss, and maybe we have a chance of getting bacterial infection or some crap. And we can fill bottles with piss and give it to other players.Actually, piss is antibacterial and sterile, therefore a far superior choice to wells or ponds. Piss FTW! Edited July 12, 2012 by Miss_Nuts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
liamcz@hotmail.com 98 Posted July 12, 2012 Made me lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bash Arkin 266 Posted July 12, 2012 God the threads that show up on this forum sometimes. I'm agasint it becuase it'd be just one other thing that needs to be balance JUST right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miss_Nuts 9 Posted July 12, 2012 (edited) God the threads that show up on this forum sometimes. I'm agasint it becuase it'd be just one other thing that needs to be balance JUST right.This thread hasn't breached the border between serious and joke to you I feel. Tis a joke thread. Dont feed the trolls by being all serious about it lol. Edited July 12, 2012 by Miss_Nuts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theozonematters 5 Posted July 12, 2012 (edited) Edited July 12, 2012 by TheOzoneMatters Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theozonematters 5 Posted July 12, 2012 YOU COPIED THESNEAKYFATCAT'S POST!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miss_Nuts 9 Posted July 12, 2012 (edited) I think this thread just earned itself a lock by the two prev comments. I don't even. Edited July 12, 2012 by Miss_Nuts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
enforcer1975 1111 Posted July 12, 2012 Bukkake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lunchyyy 9 Posted July 12, 2012 Actually, piss is antibacterial and sterile, therefore a far superior choice to wells or ponds. Piss FTW!But if you leave it for to long the bacteria grows and it becomes bad, you have to drink it fresh. Yum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrGuard 2 Posted July 22, 2012 What the title says. But make it only for emergencies like maybe every 2-3 hours in-game and make the canteen unusable after that. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lockpwnage 2 Posted July 22, 2012 Oh god. Just...no im not going to even try to explain whats wrong about that.Yes. I know you can and it won't kill you if you did but seriously its just gross. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Disgraced 1123 Posted July 22, 2012 Obligatory bear grylls joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zenatsu (DayZ) 96 Posted July 22, 2012 (edited) Edited July 22, 2012 by zenatsu 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flying Mathias 18 Posted July 22, 2012 Alright, this doesn't make any sense. If you're going to drink, you'd be in red on your thirst meter. But if you're dehydrated. you don't have anything to piss.So, the solution here, is to share your piss with a thirsty friend so that he doesn't die of dehydration.See? Logic! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thefreindlyoldman 47 Posted July 22, 2012 Lets eat our own feces if we are starving also with a good ol' cup of urine on the side! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted July 22, 2012 I would use my own feces as sun-block/camoflage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IcePick Roberts 9 Posted July 22, 2012 I heard that if you stand in front of a mirror and drink your piss three times Bear Grylls will appear. :D 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitainedesolation@yahoo.fr 119 Posted July 22, 2012 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bushmaster14 51 Posted July 22, 2012 I heard that if you stand in front of a mirror and drink your piss three times Bear Grylls will appear. :DA Bear Grylls character skin will spawn slightly buzzing with flies. ZZZZZzzzzz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3rdparty 229 Posted July 22, 2012 bean-stealing will turn to piss-taking XD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3rdparty 229 Posted July 22, 2012 lol wont this effectively ease the aggression of the spawn killing mountain trolls? turning them into kidnappers who give blowjobs on the beach XD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites