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Caiml

Mom's Spaghetti

By Caiml, in Suggestions

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Caiml    0

Caiml
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Okay so I know you're busy doing stuff and that's great and all but I have an idea that will put DayZ SA on the map. An ingenious proposition that will improve gameplay, performance, and survival dynamics; probably.

New Item:

Name: Mom's Spaghetti
Effects: "My palms are sweaty" "My knees are weak" "My arms are heavy" "Vomiting" (in that order)
Beneficial effects: None.

Thank you for your time, I expect a letter requesting my further services in the mail soon. 70k per annum would suffice.

Thanks again
Future DayZ Team Leader Caim 

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Luftpancake    94

Luftpancake
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You should try drinking bleach, very beneficial for the soul.

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Parazight    1607

Parazight
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Don't be so harsh on your mom.  Yes, your mother's spaghetti needs work, but she sure can toss a mean salad!!

 

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Luftpancake    94

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19 minutes ago, schwaBAM said:

 

Schwa, naughty! Don't put that crap on here. Go to your room, now!

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