Caiml 0 Posted June 25, 2016 Okay so I know you're busy doing stuff and that's great and all but I have an idea that will put DayZ SA on the map. An ingenious proposition that will improve gameplay, performance, and survival dynamics; probably. New Item: Name: Mom's Spaghetti Effects: "My palms are sweaty" "My knees are weak" "My arms are heavy" "Vomiting" (in that order) Beneficial effects: None. Thank you for your time, I expect a letter requesting my further services in the mail soon. 70k per annum would suffice. Thanks again Future DayZ Team Leader Caim Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luftpancake 94 Posted June 25, 2016 You should try drinking bleach, very beneficial for the soul. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parazight 1599 Posted June 28, 2016 Don't be so harsh on your mom. Yes, your mother's spaghetti needs work, but she sure can toss a mean salad!! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luftpancake 94 Posted June 30, 2016 19 minutes ago, schwaBAM said: Schwa, naughty! Don't put that crap on here. Go to your room, now! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
