TheCreeper (DayZ) 3563 Posted July 22, 2015 Pretty amusing, have beans! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randmanq 38 Posted July 23, 2015 Thank you cupcake. He followed me for like 10 minutes whistling at me haha. Usually I don't throw down fisticuffs right away but he was with someone who shot me dead before that so decided to feed him knuckles. Regardless, if a man chases you up a ladder and demands you to have a naked party with him, you probably shouldn't let him get close haha. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
schwaBAM 200 Posted July 23, 2015 I'm totally stealing your line for the next bandit I encounter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randmanq 38 Posted July 23, 2015 Threatening someone with a punch to their fallopian usually results in a few moments of awkward silence as they ponder what the hell they just heard. Perfect opportunity to flip them the bird or whatever floats your tuna boat 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DannyBoyy 175 Posted July 24, 2015 hah! that made me giggle :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
