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Read-Only Mode for Announcements & Changelogs

Dear Survivors, we'd like to inform you that this forum will transition to read-only mode. From now on, it will serve exclusively as a platform for official announcements and changelogs.

For all community discussions, debates, and engagement, we encourage you to join us on our social media platforms: Discord, Twitter/X, Facebook.

Thank you for being a valued part of our community. We look forward to connecting with you on our other channels!

Stay safe out there,
Your DayZ Team

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I thought this was gonna be a Mitch Hedberg joke lmao. I used to play DayZ. I still do, but I used to too!

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Dude no need to the insults. I still play DayZ and I'm just trying to inject some banter whilst we're all bored. I wont kill myself, but I'll see you in Cherno if you want to have a go! (just once servers are back up :P)

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I was hit by lag when fighting zeds. Now I have a broken leg and 3k blood. :(

I'd help you if I were anywhere near you. Although I'd take a payment for my generous actions

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I thought this was gonna be a Mitch Hedberg joke lmao. I used to play DayZ. I still do' date=' but I used to too!

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My all time favourite joke, RIP.

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but then the servers took a greenarrow to the knee...

This....

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but then the servers took a greenarrow to the knee...

This....

Wanted to post this video so badly...but you beat me to it. :/

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