Dayz Limeric

[cash81 506]

Let's hear your best Chernarus Limerick. Maybe if we get some good ones a dev might take notice and scrawl one in a house or wall somewhere in game! (Ha!)

I'll start:

In czech accent of course:

There once was man from Gorka

Who had no woman to porka

So he found a nice sheep

And put it in deep

Now he never shows up to worka

[Max Planck 7174]

Let me introduce you to: http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/16129-chernarus-limericks/

[boneboys 7988]

There was a lad named cash.

Who made a poetic splash.

Then along came Max.

And with total relax.

Failed to to do what he's paid to.

 

 

Bit vulgar the OP, imho.