Sleeves 98 Posted February 14, 2015 So this is a group of supportive DayZ players who have made it their goal to help those that have killed on sight, insulted someone, or did a bandit act in game. Feel free to confess.I shot and killed around 7 people to eat them. I have recently boosted my self medicated antidepressants (from 10 dog snuggles to 15) and have seen my therapist every week. Recovery is going good. :) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppy22143 1081 Posted February 14, 2015 I once had sex with a zombie. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
R0B3RTF1SH3R 66 Posted February 14, 2015 and we are there! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ToySmokes 116 Posted February 14, 2015 I once killed a guy because he didn't speak to me. I then tried to eat him because I was very hungry. But I couldn't cut him open with my sledgehammer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skypig 139 Posted February 14, 2015 like many have said, we need a sub forum for those "to the guy at nwaf..." and guilty conscience type posts. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sleeves 98 Posted February 14, 2015 I killed a man at the NWAF, I feel horrible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
avdutch 4 Posted February 14, 2015 I was looting the prison and randomly ran into somebody eating in the supply room, he could not have been more of a sitting duck if he tried.As I pointed my AK at his face he began to scream 'FRIENDL...'He never got to finish his sentence. He had loads of juicy loot, and a clean headshot ensured that I got all of it. I am not sorry. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kirby12352 67 Posted February 14, 2015 Once a new-spawn walked into a building and was standing in the doorway with his back turned, picking something up off the ground. I walked up behind him, lifted my pickaxe, and waited for him to turn around. When he did, I hit him in the face with my pickaxe, killing him instantly. I then looted what little gear he had and went on my merry way. To be fair to myself, I was getting hungry and had no food. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
R0B3RTF1SH3R 66 Posted February 14, 2015 I was in NZDAYZ.NET.NZ the other day only 5 ppl in here. convinced my mate to come on this one to play. he joins. he looks @ player list. we start laughing because there was a guy named "big bong theory". we had a bit of a laugh. im standing in the bush's in that little 1/2 a dozen houses village before cherno.30 seconds after loading in, kinda isolated. then i hear these footsteps. i think oh great a zombie. i turn around and about 2m away from me is this machete wielding maniac running right for me.I almost shat, no time for introductions. popped 7 (overkill) sks rounds into him. he was surely dead. checked his name. it was "big bong theory" ha. had to have a we 1 sided discussion with him.what the chances. I may need therapy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathlove 2286 Posted February 14, 2015 What we need is in game therapy balls for ppl to pocket and play around with whenever they want. Add stress lvls to your character and having to reduce the stress with those and there you go...... XD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathlove 2286 Posted February 14, 2015 I once had sex with a zombie.Lol and your still wondering why your scratching yourself all the time...... XD 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppy22143 1081 Posted February 15, 2015 Lol and your still wondering why your scratching yourself all the time...... XD"Uh... I hate to ask you this, but... Do you think you could identify genital zombie bites?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
