coltonlong 211 Posted January 10, 2015 So I got lucky and found an orange truck. Felt good..... But heck, I dont care for fancy things, so I figured Id give it away. As I was going into Berezino, I saw a guy in the road. I put on my most stereotypical Irish (Why Irish, I dunno. Prolly cause I love the Irish.) accent, and stopped the truck, hopping out. There was a guy trying to be stealthy sticking his head around a building watching, so I knew it was prolly going to get me killed, but hell, i didnt care. So I cut off the mewling guy as he begged for a saline bag, and said "There yew arre! Ive been lewking everyware far yew! I wasnt tooo shure if yew had gone daft and wouldnt come back for her! I fixed 'er up, just as fine as ya like! Only needed a bit of oil and sume tweaking here and thar, but shes runnin now, boyo." (adjusted spelling for the accent, of course.) As I finished, I walked away, and he was so stunned he simply said "Can you give me a salin......" before realizing I had actually left the truck. I walked right past the guy who had been watching, with a greeting of "Afternewn, stranga!". I walked out of there without even getting hurt. gotta love all the random stuff you can do in this game! 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geckofrog7 1168 Posted January 10, 2015 I like to drop a loaded AKM in the middle of Kamyshovo and just watch what happens. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crazykage 1063 Posted January 10, 2015 Weeelll partnah', tah ansah yer question; no. cant rightly say ah' do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death By Crowbar 1213 Posted January 10, 2015 I support this effort. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blackberrygoo 1416 Posted January 10, 2015 This story is a great story to counter those who believe that friendly interactions don't exist between strangers in this game ... And it was it berezino ... Fucking berezino ! Good stuff though . 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caboose187 (DayZ) 3036 Posted January 10, 2015 Yes I do. I have have a gun, it's name is Kindness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McWendy 675 Posted January 10, 2015 So I got lucky and found an orange truck. Felt good..... But heck, I dont care for fancy things, so I figured Id give it away. As I was going into Berezino, I saw a guy in the road. I put on my most stereotypical Irish (Why Irish, I dunno. Prolly cause I love the Irish.) accent, and stopped the truck, hopping out. There was a guy trying to be stealthy sticking his head around a building watching, so I knew it was prolly going to get me killed, but hell, i didnt care. So I cut off the mewling guy as he begged for a saline bag, and said "There yew arre! Ive been lewking everyware far yew! I wasnt tooo shure if yew had gone daft and wouldnt come back for her! I fixed 'er up, just as fine as ya like! Only needed a bit of oil and sume tweaking here and thar, but shes runnin now, boyo." (adjusted spelling for the accent, of course.) As I finished, I walked away, and he was so stunned he simply said "Can you give me a salin......" before realizing I had actually left the truck. I walked right past the guy who had been watching, with a greeting of "Afternewn, stranga!". I walked out of there without even getting hurt. gotta love all the random stuff you can do in this game!Luck of the Irish ;) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sachad 1016 Posted January 10, 2015 I like to drop a loaded AKM in the middle of Kamyshovo and just watch what happens. I did that once with a loaded SKS and a box of ammo. First bambi picked up the gun and went hiding in a house. The next bambi got shot immediately, the one after that managed to get away. Then I came out and got shot at, but fortunately he had only one round left in the gun, so I shot him. Bad freshie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites