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This is a fake...right?

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Skateboards in DayZ OMG HL3 CONFIRMED!!!!!!

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I can just imagine a bunch of kids rolling up on skateboards with their helmets on in Svet, trying to rob people. They need to add this to the game now.

*squeaky voice* Hand over the beans or we'll clock ya!

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*squeaky voice* Hand over the beans or we'll clock ya!

 

Odd...the kids I hear in this game would never say "clock ya!"...would probably be more like "OR I'LL F YOUR MOM TROLOL SCRUB NOOB OMG YOU'RE SUCH A DIRTY ARAB LAWL LOL FAG!"

 

*sigh* kids these days....

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Sadly it's just a man in the crouch position photo shopped into the air with a skateboard photo shopped under it.

 

I would piss myself if it was real though.

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30 seconds after this picture was taken, a man could be heard screaming "MY LEG IS EXTREMELY PAINFUL!!!"

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