Irish. 4886 Posted December 23, 2014 This was unscripted, unplanned, and happened while playing DayZ within our teamspeak channel. Backdrop:A random player on our server asked to join our clan, but we were full at the time. Over time our members got to know him by talking to him in our public channel, that our players on our server often use. The consensus was clear, he was a raging alcoholic. So time goes on, and one day he asks me again while Im feeling in a comedic mood. So I say yes, as a bit of an experiment to see what happens. It took a total of 5 minutes for him to go full blown drunk.. and things took a turn from simple getting to know each other ..to much more adult and personal in nature. NSFW! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppy22143 1081 Posted December 23, 2014 I remember I once noticed your profile said 14 years old. Whatever happened to that? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Irish. 4886 Posted December 23, 2014 I remember I once noticed your profile said 14 years old. Whatever happened to that?It was always a joke.. one day I just changed it back to normal 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cap'n (DayZ) 1827 Posted December 23, 2014 "How was your first experience with gay sex bad? No lube, was he too rough, not the right size..?" "Nah, it's just I'm not into men." Well there is your problem right there :P That was hilarious. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ruullor 56 Posted December 23, 2014 Dude I thought that was our private covo man. That was like at 2 am. I was gettin ready to log off and they start asking me these weird ass questions and I was like wtf, so I start poppin out these crazy answers for them. I was like what the hell might as well have fun. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppy22143 1081 Posted December 23, 2014 Dude I thought that was our private covo man. That was like at 2 am. I was gettin ready to log off and they start asking me these weird ass questions and I was like wtf, so I start poppin out these crazy answers for them. I was like what the hell might as well have fun.Call me. I'm nice and gentle. I'm also not into men, so we're compatible I guess.Bring lube. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ruullor 56 Posted December 23, 2014 Call me. I'm nice and gentle. I'm also not into men, so we're compatible I guess.Bring lube.you know it,Ive played with you before. I cant get in the medics, I guess they dont like people that drink? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Irish. 4886 Posted December 23, 2014 (edited) Dude I thought that was our private covo man. That was like at 2 am. I was gettin ready to log off and they start asking me these weird ass questions and I was like wtf, so I start poppin out these crazy answers for them. I was like what the hell might as well have fun. All in good fun I guess.. right? :P Call me. I'm nice and gentle. I'm also not into men, so we're compatible I guess.Bring lube. I just died :lol: Edited December 23, 2014 by lrish Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vex_Vehix 436 Posted December 23, 2014 (edited) LMFAO!!Classic!We should invite him back. HahaFOG! Edited December 23, 2014 by Vex_Vehix 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Irish. 4886 Posted December 23, 2014 (edited) LMFAO!!Classic!We should invite him back. HahaFOG! Kick me out and make HIM Founder/Leader. B) Edited December 23, 2014 by lrish 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yazar8 584 Posted December 23, 2014 (edited) Lol that guy knew how to answer his silly questions pretty well. Are you the driver? If you are, I have a question. In Ireland is the traffic from from left-hand? I guess it is. I am asking this to all residents who live at a place with left-hand traffic flow: Do you force yourself to drive from the right side of the road or are you conditioned to drive from the right (is it reflexive)? Edited December 23, 2014 by Yazar8 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Irish. 4886 Posted December 23, 2014 Lol that guy knew how to answer his silly questions pretty well. Are you the driver? If you are, I have a question. In Ireland is the traffic from from left-hand? I guess it is. I am asking this to all residents who live at a place with left-hand traffic flow: Do you force yourself to drive from the right side of the road or are you conditioned to drive from the right (is it reflexive)? I live in Los Angeles. :blush: 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ruullor 56 Posted December 24, 2014 Lol that guy knew how to answer his silly questions pretty well. Are you the driver? If you are, I have a question. In Ireland is the traffic from from left-hand? I guess it is. I am asking this to all residents who live at a place with left-hand traffic flow: Do you force yourself to drive from the right side of the road or are you conditioned to drive from the right (is it reflexive)?yeah thx I didnt know what his object was, but I knew he was luring me into someyhing, when you talk to weird people you say weird things.but like the vid shows I am very wierd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
