Touchy times at Veresnik Military Base

[Johnny Depth 167]

I'm sitting there and two guys show up and are talking outside the two northern barracks.

Guy1: Turn your underwear inside out and smell it

Guy2: Whaaat? You can't do that

Guy1: No in real life, but make sure you've been wearing the same pair of underwear for about a week and sitting on hardwood chairs pushing down with your butt really hard rubbing all over them

Guy2: Dude what's your problem haha

Guy1: Smells super gross especially if you don't shower for that week. My sis Sarah does it all the time and her underwear smells super gross like nasty poo ass copper penny stink sweaty

I ended up logging out but they went into the barracks and looted apparently because when I logged back in after lunch, the Mosin that was barracks was gone

[Ubernaut 297]

What the fuck did I just read? I mean, I know what I read... but... damn, dude. Some weird people play this game.

[sokol22 1]

What is planta and stories ?

[Johnny Depth 167]

What the fuck did I just read? I mean, I know what I read... but... damn, dude. Some weird people play this game.

Yeah I was like wtf... I would have killed them if I was a bandit... but I usually don't like that

[Irish. 4886]

wtf

 

That about sums it up  :huh:

[Caboose187 (DayZ) 3036]

Just two dudes having some bromance.  Move along folks, move along

[Johnny Depth 167]

The part where he said to push down and rub the underwear with the butt on a wooden chair got me

[zeotrope 76]

nasty poo ass copper penny stink sweaty

 

 

lol

[Punisher-Sir 146]

That about sums it up  :huh:

Cooter???

[Irish. 4886]

Cooter???

 

It had to have been Cooter..

 

Nobody else in the world it could have been.  :)

[Caboose187 (DayZ) 3036]

It had to have been Cooter..

 

Nobody else in the world it could have been.  :)

The one and only? 

[Punisher-Sir 146]

The one and only? 

Our Cooter is Canadian and I'm pretty sure he's fighting Daisy or is it DayZ for her shorts :o

 

Punisher

[BrainlessZombie 190]

But... Who was barracks?

 

Ba dum tssss...

Edited December 8, 2014 by BrainlessZombie

[Johnny Depth 167]

I've been playing Altis Life lately.