Euryon 16 Posted August 12, 2014 Inventory tetris?Nice. I am using that. Inventotris? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hellcat420 212 Posted August 12, 2014 did you grow up in bartertown shrub? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Calvin Candie 189 Posted August 12, 2014 Inventotris?Tetrintory Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
umberfive 89 Posted August 12, 2014 Your writing style is hilarious. I love it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shrub Rocketeer ™ 879 Posted August 12, 2014 did you grow up in bartertown shrub? i was grow up in the farm what is closer to novy sobor was farm for pigs and chickan also we making apples but after infection was all family was destroy by military they shot my grandmother in the face because they think she was a zed SHE WAS NOT ZED only drink too much vodka so i was release the pigs and chickans and they don't want to go away because they are happy in our farm so i was take shotgun and do shot and shout 'GO AWAY!!! I DONT WANT YOU NO MORE HERE!!! and then they was run away scare i was sad but is best for them maybe survive freedom happy life i was take shotgun and some foods and kitchen knife and i travel around now to help survivor who ned and when i see pig i always say hey and mak sure is ok no problem maybe give apples for them 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeVanSpliff 156 Posted August 12, 2014 military they shot my grandmother in the face because they think she was a zed SHE WAS NOT ZED only drink too much vodka Remember everyone: next time you kill someone in an army outfit, remember to yell "THIS IS FOR SHRUB'S GRANDMAMA!" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Schweinsteiger 107 Posted August 13, 2014 I was hunting a pig the other day, I was still a good 100 meters away from it and a Zed tears out of the tree line and starts chasing my pig! I wait a few seconds and then pursue my quarry. I must have ran a good half mile before catching up to them. I hacked the Zed in the head with my fire axe, pulled out my .357 and shot the pig dead. All the meat was in excellent condition (kitchen knife). So I try to chop some fire wood but was unable to...why? I couldn't chop anything down. I recall fooling around with my axe a few days earlier and trees would fall in one or two swings. Now I can hack at them all day long and nothing happens. WTF is up with that? Needless to say, all my pig meat became worthless without a fire to cook it on. Poor little piggy died for nothing! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bauertschi 254 Posted August 13, 2014 (edited) I was hunting a pig the other day, I was still a good 100 meters away from it and a Zed tears out of the tree line and starts chasing my pig! I wait a few seconds and then pursue my quarry. I must have ran a good half mile before catching up to them. I hacked the Zed in the head with my fire axe, pulled out my .357 and shot the pig dead. All the meat was in excellent condition (kitchen knife). So I try to chop some fire wood but was unable to...why? I couldn't chop anything down. I recall fooling around with my axe a few days earlier and trees would fall in one or two swings. Now I can hack at them all day long and nothing happens. WTF is up with that? Needless to say, all my pig meat became worthless without a fire to cook it on. Poor little piggy died for nothing! Is the axe ruined? Still works for melee, but not for cutting down trees in that case. Axes degrade by cutting trees, you can get a badly damaged one back to damaged with a stone. Edited August 13, 2014 by bautschi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Schweinsteiger 107 Posted August 13, 2014 Nope, axe was/is pristine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shrub Rocketeer ™ 879 Posted August 13, 2014 ...So I try to chop some fire wood but was unable to...why?Poor little piggy died for nothing! is simple anser is pig karma you kill pig axe stops to working is sad piggy die for nothing AFTER HE WAS TAKE ZEDS AWAY FROM YOU IN MERCY MISSION I hope you fel ashamered for this crime you doing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Schweinsteiger 107 Posted August 13, 2014 A crime? Dude, back away from the crack pipe! Pigs are there for food and for our entertainment, period. It is not a crime hunt in the game or the real world. Do you know what would happen if people didn't hunt wild boar and other animals? You'd be hearing of people dying in horrible car accidents because the animals would be all over the place! People hunt the wild hogs in Texas and the hogs continue to be a serious public menace. Even though they are hunted they reproduce faster then people can kill them. By the way guys. I shot a beautiful Elk/deer(?) with a gigantic rack. Got meat off him, proceeded to the woods to cut down a tree for firewood and I got zip once again. I think I need to file a bug report. Peace out! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bauertschi 254 Posted August 13, 2014 (edited) A crime? Dude, back away from the crack pipe! Pigs are there for food and for our entertainment, period. It is not a crime hunt in the game or the real world. Do you know what would happen if people didn't hunt wild boar and other animals? You'd be hearing of people dying in horrible car accidents because the animals would be all over the place! People hunt the wild hogs in Texas and the hogs continue to be a serious public menace. Even though they are hunted they reproduce faster then people can kill them. By the way guys. I shot a beautiful Elk/deer(?) with a gigantic rack. Got meat off him, proceeded to the woods to cut down a tree for firewood and I got zip once again. I think I need to file a bug report. Peace out! I see, you are not up to speed. Please read this: http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/203973-please-make-the-pig-safe-is-unicorn-of-dayz/ Also consider how the devs are obviously in a conspiracy against pigs, or they would make sure that you can craft improvised leather courier bags from other pelts, too. There was a time when you could use cow pelts, tested that myself! SCANDAL!!!As shrub said: 'look, berry is more better than the bacons' EDIT: F*** that stupid deer with his rack. What's that got do with anything? EDIT2: Did you test switching to a different axe? Maybe yours is somehow glitched? Edited August 14, 2014 by bautschi 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golden Child 73 Posted August 14, 2014 A crime? Dude, back away from the crack pipe! Pigs are there for food and for our entertainment, period. It is not a crime hunt in the game or the real world. Do you know what would happen if people didn't hunt wild boar and other animals? You'd be hearing of people dying in horrible car accidents because the animals would be all over the place! People hunt the wild hogs in Texas and the hogs continue to be a serious public menace. Even though they are hunted they reproduce faster then people can kill them. By the way guys. I shot a beautiful Elk/deer(?) with a gigantic rack. Got meat off him, proceeded to the woods to cut down a tree for firewood and I got zip once again. I think I need to file a bug report. Peace out!I bet you have fun at parties Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Schweinsteiger 107 Posted August 26, 2014 Guess what, I'm an idiot (yeah, yeah, it wasn't a secret to begin with). I was using my left mouse button to chop down trees. How in the hell was I supposed to know you're supposed to use the interact button? Anyway, now I'm freaking Paul Bunyan with an AKM and a bunch of splints! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
