My legs broke 5 times last night within 2 hours of playing

[MagneticToast 102]

Didn't matter if I was standing upstairs, inside, or outside. AUGHHAHDG! my leg feels broken. Cool! Pants are ruined. Cool!

Come on.

Edited August 8, 2014 by MagneticToast

[non-orthodox 27]

Carry rags and wooden sticks so you can make splints. I run through morphine shots way too fast to replace them. But I usually only break a leg per day, unless I got shot at, which almost always break them.

Edited August 8, 2014 by non-orthodox

[frosti 2165]

Your legs could not handle all the unlimited running and thus exploded.

[Irish. 4886]

Drink more milk. 

[frosti 2165]

Drink more milk. 

 

Actually "drinking milk for strong bones" is momscience.

 

Drinking milk actually makes your bones weaker.

[The Aquatic Land Walrus 565]

You must have osteoporosis

[Rudette 435]

Some people run across the oddest bugs

>.>

I feel really bad for them if I had feelings. Then I'd feel worse that I don't experience them.

Luckily, that's not the case. But I'll put on a mask and pretend to have feelings, if that will make you feel better!
 

[MagneticToast 102]

Oh and I died the other day due to this, some guy with an AK was near me, I was trying to get away, but no, my legs break and my guy screams and the guy comes and finds me and wastes me.

I feel like the T1000 in Terminator 2 after he gets frozen in liquid nitrogen. Every step, my character shatters.

[JPWiser 251]

Still have yet to have this happen,

I cringe everywhere i go knowing ...

 

its coming.... lol

 

trust me my splints are rdy

[cruiseashimself 56]

I used to have this problem a lot. I just avoid situations that might break my legs like...

 

ladders

gun fights

people

the edges of stairs

rocks

barns

the ground

[Caboose187 (DayZ) 3036]

Replace the word broke with alpha'd. It'll sound better. Such as, "I was walking and all of a sudden my legs alpha'd"

[Irish. 4886]

Actually "drinking milk for strong bones" is momscience.

 

Drinking milk actually makes your bones weaker.

 

Its like you took my joke, wiped your arse with it, and flushed it down the bowl.. #momscience

 

;)