So what is DayZ, exactly ?

[MCNine 13]

It is whatever you want it to be. I Roleplayed an orphanage salesman last night on experimental. 

[boneboys 7988]

A dogless survivor simulator without bikes !

[Death By Crowbar 1213]

A dogless survivor simulator without bikes !

The plan is to get them eventually, no? Will that make it a "Cyclist survivor game without dogs"?

[slim_pikins 30]

Hat simulator 2014

 

Edit: added date just in case you don't know what year it is :-/

Edited August 7, 2014 by SlimPikins69

[Cpanther 221]

Hat simulator 2014

 

Edit: added date just in case you don't know what year it is :-/

2014 ? Crap.. i missed few birthdays....  :blush:

 

And i thought it was a bit weird i couldn't hear any Lancaster bombers.... :o

Edited August 7, 2014 by Cpanther

[blowurselfup 54]

Jogging simulator with guns and hats

[blowurselfup 54]

Hat simulator 2014

 

Edit: added date just in case you don't know what year it is :-/

I swear I hadn't read your post when I wrote mine B) lol I didn't add the year tho damn

[Rudette 435]

For me? It is a Patrick Bateman/American Psycho simulation!

Silly boyz and your silly gunz.

Edited August 7, 2014 by Rudette

[Schweinsteiger 107]

They need to add more content bigtime.

[omgwtfbbq (DayZ) 1069]

An unfinished zombie apocalypse simulator.

[Deathlove 2286]

Its like that ex girlfriend you keep going back to even though you know shes trouble.

[Deathlove 2286]

They need to add more content bigtime.

NAW!! All they need to add is tacos and everything will be right in the world........

[Schweinsteiger 107]

Hey, I like tacos!

 

On another note, found some binoculars. It seems like they are pretty rare. Wish I could find a damn tent now! Is it true that tents can only b found in deer stands?

 

Oh yeah, real tacos or "American" tacos? I like the real ones better. Little brown people can cook their asses off!

[slim_pikins 30]

I swear I hadn't read your post when I wrote mine B) lol I didn't add the year tho damn

 

Ah you see the year makes all the difference ;-p

[sloasdaylight 129]

Well... they started with things like diseases, infections, heart attacks, infected people, suicide an so on ..then they decided that they wanted more guns in the game, more towns, more ammo, more military gear, less infected people but more players.. THEN..they thought that will cool to have hunting and fishing in the game to make the game more "survival" like...BUT then they decided the persistent objects will be better..   BUT.. the infected people aren't a threat, so they made them harder.. BUT.. is to many so..lets put less infected people... no.. more.. less...more.. less...THEN.. maybe we should add clowsticks so people can have parties in the night time.. yeah...BUT.. oh crap.. we forgot to add more weapons.. and....

So basically what you're saying is that you don't understand how games/programs get developed, and you expected this to be a finished product when you bought it?

Sound about right?

[Deathlove 2286]

Hey, I like tacos!

 

On another note, found some binoculars. It seems like they are pretty rare. Wish I could find a damn tent now! Is it true that tents can only b found in deer stands?

 

Oh yeah, real tacos or "American" tacos? I like the real ones better. Little brown people can cook their asses off!

Both are fine by me to be honest. Especially Tacobell tacos or Baja Fresh.