Jackfrags asks dean to describe dayz in 3 words, Hilarious response

[Anthony_Dayz 15]

http://youtu.be/UrQ50J2hU2U?t=17m12s

 

Jack: "Describe dayz in 3 words"

Dean: "Stable, Smooth, and Simple"

 

LMAO what?

 

Lets start with "stable":

 

*Zombies go through walls and floors (even with navmesh)

*Constant game crashes

*Hackers everywhere

*Desync, desync everywhere

 

"Smooth":

 

*FPS drops in cities constantly

*Constant game freezes

*Switching items takes forever

 

"Simple":

 

*Clunky UI mouse wheel select crafting system which is as intuitive as a space ship with out labels on controls

*Keybindings where are different than most any other game (caps lock as voice chat lol)

*Run for miles with out any sense of direction until you starve to death with your flashlight

 

 

 

Kinda funny isn't it :P

 

 

(this is a joke calm down dean fan girls)

[audax 207]

 

clever girl

Edited July 30, 2014 by Edoissimo

[St. Jimmy 1631]

My three words would be "Alpha as fuck".

[hombrecz 832]

I would have used:

 

Immersive, brutal and often lonely (ok not 3 words but whatever).

[aggathor 357]

I think this is what he meant:

 

Stable - Not experimental.

Smooth - Zombies smoothly travel through walls.

Simple - Spawn, gear up, die, respawn, gear up, die, respawn, gear up, die.

[Coday 248]

Simple - Spawn, gear up, die, respawn, gear up, die, respawn, gear up, die.

 

 

Nice idea :D

 

I take that over for my suggestion:

 

1. stable player counts 

2. smooth profit / sales

3. simple way of playing / aims / cycle (spawn, gear up, die, respawn, gear up die ...)    -> reason for 1. and 2.

Edited July 30, 2014 by Coday

[BadAsh (DayZ) 1513]

Ask a silly question and all that.