Shrub Rocketeer ™ 879 Posted July 28, 2014 (edited) yesterday I was run from elektro to north airport because machete master who is my frend was with broken leg. I find morphine and I run maximum sprint but I was kill in starry by m4 bandit clan but I was clever and I putting note in my backpack with morphine note was say similar like... 'hey if you kill me please TAKE MORPHINE to north airport my frend is need and I am try to sayve him life his name is machete master and he wearing green coat and clown mask and he always hold the machete, he is frendly and hide behind the barrack south side. I am not angry if you kill me because I realise is apocalypse times and you were maybe scare from me doing shot on you but I am not bandit so please finish my mission what I am start for me and make good karma - pease and love SR xxx' I was respawn in field close to factory so I am running to the north airport maximum speed but I need to stop in the small town for drink and find the foods because I was dieing from stomach grumble. It was maybe 30 minute after and machete master say me 'hey some m4 bandits are coming from the south what I do?' I say 'DONT SHOT! because maybe they can halp you' so he say in direct 'hello are you frendly?' the bandit leader say 'is you machete master?' and machete master saying 'yes is me, who is you?' haha he was confuse and long story fast they was same m4 bandit clan who murder me BUT THEY FIND NOTE AND FINISH THE MISSION. machete master was sayve and the bandit clan say to him 'you have good frend what we kill and we are sorry, please ask him to forgive' so machete say me this and I was laugh like HAHAHAHA is nothing for forgive say them THANKYOU FOR FINISH MISSION and machete master say them my message and now we are frend with m4 bandit clan. this is why note is best weapon in dayz Edited July 28, 2014 by Shrub Rocketeer ™ 28 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Calvin Candie 189 Posted July 28, 2014 Shrub Rocketeer and Machete Master. You two are the best thing that came out of DayZ SA. It is a honor knowing you through your posts. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
foxdie_01 121 Posted July 28, 2014 Still a better story than twilight 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red_Ensign 990 Posted July 28, 2014 Still a better story than twilight 'I saw a bird yesterday' is a better story than twilight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red_Ensign 990 Posted July 28, 2014 yesterday I was run from elektro to north airport because machete master who is my frend was with broken leg. I find morphine and I run maximum sprint but I was kill in starry by m4 bandit clan but I was clever and I putting note in my backpack with morphine note was say similar like... 'hey if you kill me please TAKE MORPHINE to north airport my frend is need and I am try to sayve him life his name is machete master and he wearing green coat and clown mask and he always hold the machete, he is frendly and hide behind the barrack south side. I am not angry if you kill me because I realise is apocalypse times and you were maybe scare from me doing shot on you but I am not bandit so please finish my mission what I am start for me and make good karma - pease and love SR xxx' I was respawn in field close to factory so I am running to the north airport maximum speed but I need to stop in the small town for drink and find the foods because I was dieing from stomach grumble. It was maybe 30 minute after and machete master say me 'hey some m4 bandits are coming from the south what I do?' I say 'DONT SHOT! because maybe they can halp you' so he say in direct 'hello are you frendly?' the bandit leader say 'is you machete master?' and machete master saying 'yes is me, who is you?' haha he was confuse and long story fast they was same m4 bandit clan who murder me BUT THEY FIND NOTE AND FINISH THE MISSION. machete master was sayve and the bandit clan say to him 'you have good frend what we kill and we are sorry, please ask him to forgive' so machete say me this and I was laugh like HAHAHAHA is nothing for forgive say them THANKYOU FOR FINISH MISSION and machete master say them my message and now we are frend with m4 bandit clan. this is why note is best weapon in dayz this is AWESOME and worth more beans than I'm allowed to give. forum mods, please sticky this post! I am totally gonna do this. I don't have anyone to save, but I'm gonna leave random missions for people. XD or maybe bbq invites next time I kill a boar. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted July 28, 2014 forum mods, please sticky this post! Whilst a great post it may be, in no way, shape or form is it worthy of being pinned. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macdeth 176 Posted July 28, 2014 it is players like this with this kind of attitude that carry the flame of humanity across the post apocyptic wasteland, I imagine these bandits felt terrible when they read the note and I am sure they felt great when they did the right thing and completed their victims mercy mission. Could it be that a single note could profoundly affect they way a group of koS bandits approach the game in future? The lessons in this tale are plain for all to see, the pen is indeed mightier than the sword and good can defeat evil through words and deeds and being in possession of a good soul can help you win all kinds of battles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damnyourdeadman 1045 Posted July 28, 2014 I suggest you try reading this in a Russian accent.I died from laughter! :D 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newguyzombie 122 Posted July 28, 2014 yesterday I was run from elektro to north airport because machete master who is my frend was with broken leg. I find morphine and I run maximum sprint but I was kill in starry by m4 bandit clan but I was clever and I putting note in my backpack with morphine note was say similar like... 'hey if you kill me please TAKE MORPHINE to north airport my frend is need and I am try to sayve him life his name is machete master and he wearing green coat and clown mask and he always hold the machete, he is frendly and hide behind the barrack south side. I am not angry if you kill me because I realise is apocalypse times and you were maybe scare from me doing shot on you but I am not bandit so please finish my mission what I am start for me and make good karma - pease and love SR xxx' I was respawn in field close to factory so I am running to the north airport maximum speed but I need to stop in the small town for drink and find the foods because I was dieing from stomach grumble. It was maybe 30 minute after and machete master say me 'hey some m4 bandits are coming from the south what I do?' I say 'DONT SHOT! because maybe they can halp you' so he say in direct 'hello are you frendly?' the bandit leader say 'is you machete master?' and machete master saying 'yes is me, who is you?' haha he was confuse and long story fast they was same m4 bandit clan who murder me BUT THEY FIND NOTE AND FINISH THE MISSION. machete master was sayve and the bandit clan say to him 'you have good frend what we kill and we are sorry, please ask him to forgive' so machete say me this and I was laugh like HAHAHAHA is nothing for forgive say them THANKYOU FOR FINISH MISSION and machete master say them my message and now we are frend with m4 bandit clan. this is why note is best weapon in dayzeven with the hard english, its worth and fun reading it! nice post dude! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Calvin Candie 189 Posted July 28, 2014 Check out his signature. The pig story is priceless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shrub Rocketeer ™ 879 Posted July 28, 2014 this is AWESOME and worth more beans than I'm allowed to give. forum mods, please sticky this post! I am totally gonna do this. I don't have anyone to save, but I'm gonna leave random missions for people. XD or maybe bbq invites next time I kill the cow I make corect for you ; ) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crazykage 1063 Posted July 28, 2014 Shrub, are you a PROFESSIONAL Russian? But the seriously...is cool story, comrade. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leviathanapsu 94 Posted July 28, 2014 This sort of thing is why I try to always have at least some sort of note on my person. Even when I can't really afford the space. I think that it can create a lot more fun for the people around me. Sometimes it is just a 'journal' style page, other times it has some random task listed that I am trying to accomplish. With the latter, I always try to make sure it is something that can be accomplished. I can't begin to guess if people have ever read a single one of them, but I suspect at least someone has. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golden Child 73 Posted July 28, 2014 OP's signature changed my life 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fnal 206 Posted July 28, 2014 Since the addition of persistent loot, I have been seeing a lot more notes laying around and it's great. Now if they can add a separate texture so you can see if something is written on it without having to right click, hopefully they will be even more popular. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death By Crowbar 1213 Posted July 28, 2014 I love reading this guy's stuff... hilarious! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
