Daemonkid 493 Posted June 29, 2014 Let's just hope no one makes a Shemale analogy... Well.. you just opened the floodgates. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scriptfactory 620 Posted June 29, 2014 I thought guns were like women? It's all about how you hold them.A gun is like a penis. You've got to keep it hidden and if you wave it in someone's face they will probably call the cops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathlove 2286 Posted June 29, 2014 Let's just hope no one makes a Shemale analogy... I already did Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathlove 2286 Posted June 29, 2014 (edited) Not trying to add to the already amazing clusterfuck here, but... Offtopic #1:some time ago i was amazed about the "courage" some keyboard warriors can display, especially on game forums, but not limited to. Also i was amazed about how smart and knowledgeable they think they are,and how full of theories and wiki they are. Most of them will spit the heart out of them in the first 10 minutes of real combat.Now i am old, so i got so tired that i am not even amazed anymore. Offtopic #2my expertise in real firearms is limited to AK + variants, Dragunov, L96/AW and some pistols that are not the object of this topic.Not that AKM is , but was brought into discussion as a comparative "solution" for the M4 variants. The cruel truth about the AK is:the weapon accuracy (assuming a god-like operator behind it) depends A LOT of the manufacturer. Some of them after a clipshot on full auto cannot hit shit over 100 meters other than with pure luck or a real huge target area. Some of them are a shame of the "league and legend"that AK created in terms of reliability. And if i can live long enough i do hope to see someone with an AK being able to put a 3-4 burst in a target over 100 meters. really... /end offtopic while my experience in NATO weapons is limited i will refrain myself to talk about how good or bad is an M4, but from my limited experience (yes i have seen combat, but those of us with comrades killed next to you, found harder to talk about it on a forum about games and entertainment and fun) i can tell you this: M4 is a hell of a rifle in terms of ergonomics. But in the end, the one that actually shots (good or bad) is the man standing behind the rifle, and if he or she is a good one, will use the weapon in it's "working envelope", not trying to hit a fly at 500m with an M4. That's why one of the oldest rule in snipers manual is "know your rifle"... sorry about the derailing. edit: shit... wall of text.Most of the ppl saying this stuff would get floored in real life saying that shit to them in person and start crying i guarantee you that much lol. Edited June 29, 2014 by Deathlove Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mugur 123 Posted June 29, 2014 (edited) Most of the ppl saying this stuff would get floored in real life saying that shit to them in person and start crying i guarantee you that much lol.yeah, you must be the guarantee master. "most people" have searched for you their entire life but i can bet my life that you can't "guarantee" shit. you do cry much? seems that you are quite an expert here, purely based on the amount of shit you are able to post in such a short time. Edited June 29, 2014 by mugur Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathlove 2286 Posted June 29, 2014 yeah, you must be the guarantee master. "most people" have searched for you their entire life but i can bet my life that you can't "guarantee" shit. you do cry much? seems that you are quite an expert here, purely based on the amount of shit you are able to post in such a short time.I think you misread that. I was agreeing with you i wasn't against you on the topic you were discussing. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mugur 123 Posted June 29, 2014 definitely. you have my beans.going to throw my self out of a higher window. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathlove 2286 Posted June 29, 2014 definitely. you have my beans.going to throw my self out of a higher window.Naw don't do that. I like having more ppl around to talk to haha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mullraugh 1151 Posted June 29, 2014 (edited) I think, personally, this recent update was the best the game has got so far. M4's never belonged in Chernarus in the first place, so making them only at American Helicopter crash sites is the coolest, most logical thing they could have ever possibly done. I have yet to find an AKM though, for some reason. It seems they're extremely hard to find, because I've found 5 M1911 engraved pistols so far looking, and last I checked, those were the rarest guns in the game. AK's are not "pieces of shit" - they're more durable and don't jam up like American weapons do. The Kalashnikov line of weaponry is the most sold and most used in the world, and it makes sense they would be far more common than western weapons in an eastern (post-soviet at that) country. I actually have a Mosin with LRS, Bipod, compensator and bayonet that I would be more than willing to drop for an AK if I found it. Edited June 29, 2014 by mullraugh 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathlove 2286 Posted June 29, 2014 I think, personally, this recent update was the best the game has got so far. M4's never belonged in Chernarus in the first place, so making them only at American Helicopter crash sites is the coolest, most logical thing they could have ever possibly done. I have yet to find an AKM though, for some reason. It seems they're extremely hard to find, because I've found 5 M1911 engraved pistols so far looking, and last I checked, those were the rarest guns in the game. AK's are not "pieces of shit" - they're more durable and don't jam up like American weapons do. The Kalashnikov line of weaponry is the most sold and most used in the world, and it makes sense they would be far more common than western weapons in an eastern (post-soviet at that) country.I thought they were Russian choppers? Ill have to check it out again when i find one. They did say they were just temporary place holders i think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mullraugh 1151 Posted June 29, 2014 (edited) I thought they were Russian choppers? Ill have to check it out again when i find one. They did say they were just temporary place holders i think. They look a lot like Blackhawks to me here's a real one here's one in the mod here's the one in the standalone: It's hard to identify a charred wreck, but they look the same to me Edited June 29, 2014 by mullraugh 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites