Biggest Douche Bags

[Kaboki 62]

But you're alt tabbed out reading the forum instead of actually interacting with your captors. These people are playing psychopath on a video game, so I will act like one in real life and obstruct their enjoyment without remorse for my own. I'm not going to submit to someones circle jerk. I would have to be taken completely by surprise to wind up in such a scenario, but if I were to find myself at such a disadvantage I am not going to play along.

And take you by surprise is what skilled bandits do, and what, you just want to die? Very fucking realistic and you're such a good roleplayer. The minute Dayz gets a little rough you combat log. Do as you would in a real survival situation, try and fucking survive!!

 

I have never fucking alt tabbed out to not interact with my captors ever..Where the hell did you get that idea from??? :huh: I fucking love interacting with my captors, and it happens very rarely because most people just kill on sight because they have no fucking skill at all being pro hostage takers. So when I actually get captured, caught in a trap surronded by 4-5 bandits/psychos I fucking enjoy it and wish more people actually did this instead of just have a fucking cheap thrill by KOS'ing...

 

And not all bandits that handcuff me just verbally abuse me, some are nice, some even have given me most gear back only too take some food and ammo, but If I combat logged out/chickend out I would never have known what their real intentions was. I even enjoy being taken far out in the woods to be left naken after verbal/force feeding rape, with a broken leg just because it makes it even harder for me to survive crawling back out there with a desease without food and rags, maybe I don't even make it, and the thrill of it all is the unknown factor wether I will survive that or not, it could end up that Im being killed in the end after 30 minutes, so be it. It was a helluva ride.

 

Im playing this game to try and stay alive as long as possible(survival sim, not suicide sim), not to kill myself with a chicken out strategy of combat logging the minute things get tough out there... I also does not play this just to go to nearest airport, loot up pristine military gear just to kill or die 5 minutes later in a PVP fest in e.g Berenzino. And when playing with my clan I enjoy being a bandit hostage taker myself, but hates that so many pussies decide that their 'life' isn't worth shit so they combat log right away when getting handcuffed, I consider that 'bad roleplay' because you wouldn't done that in a real situation.

And no I won't 'rape' you, Im one of the 'nice bandits' that would release you after 2 minutes when I have stolen your gear. But having people combat log all the time they get taken hostage pisses me of, and Im sure many bandits agree...

 

Im all in for diversety among bandits too, some roleplay phsycos some are nice bandits that just want the gear, I want to have them all continue too keep this game intresting. If everyone combat logged, bandits that 'hold up/take hostage' people would vanish from the game and that's not the direction I want this game to go....

 

And what, do people really get 'offended' by being taken hostage, it's only a game, it's not like being taken hostage in real life. If "hold up/hostage" bandits vanish from the game, that will be the day I quit playing dayz, because then it would only be plain deathmatching. And all you 'combat loggers' contribute to that. There are plenty of other games for that..

 

And if you where taken hostage/hold up by a bandit in a real apocalypse, do you think that they would be 'nice' to you? Like would they say, 'oh please dear sir, can we please have all your stuff'. If I met dayz bandits that roleplay like that it would piss me off, because that would ruin the immersion. I rather have them say, 'give me all your stuff bitch or I'll fucking take you into the woods and tear you a new asshole!!' or something like that. That gives me immersion and it will make the expirience much better...Who tha fuck wants 'nice' bandits???

Edited June 25, 2014 by Kaboki

[TheWanderingMan 170]

Calm down bro's and ho's, it's only a game!!

 

Read a book or go outside if games are stressing you out this much lol.

[Kaboki 62]

Who is stressed me? Lol, nah, I may swear alot but it's just part of the 'way' we speak up here in the northern parts of rural Norway, haha. Swearing comes in from our mothers milk :D . So if anyone gets offended by all my fucks and sucks and ...... words, don't be, Im not really angry....If I say 'piss off mothefucka and fucking listen to what I say dic......', I just mean, 'hey chill man Im just saying in my point of view .....'.

If Im angry oh man, the beeps would be allover and it would just be to much to digest lol, and also it would be hard for me to translate all the swearwords into english because we have so many up here that even doesn't exist in the english vocabulary...

 

But your right though, I think Im gonna jump into dayz now and play instead of just talking about it. Maybe I find myself a victim to take hostage and fucking tear apart with my vocabulary hahahahaha

Edited June 25, 2014 by Kaboki

[gearjammer 97]

And not all bandits that handcuff me just verbally abuse me, some are nice, some even have given me most gear back only too take some food and ammo, but If I combat logged out/chickend out I would never have known what their real intentions was. I even enjoy being taken far out in the woods to be left naken after verbal/force feeding rape, with a broken leg just because it makes it even harder for me to survive crawling back out there with a desease without food and rags, maybe I don't even make it, and the thrill of it all is the unknown factor wether I will survive that or not, it could end up that Im being killed in the end after 30 minutes, so be it. It was a helluva ride.

 

Sounds to me like this is a common thing for you. You're not playing a survival game, you're playing a victim simulator! Grow a set of nuts and fight for your life, instead of bowing down to every 14 year-old boy that finds a zucchini. Or maybe you're truly into the handcuffs and torture... If that's your thing, so be it.

[execpro22 128]

Sounds to me like this is a common thing for you. You're not playing a survival game, you're playing a victim simulator! Grow a set of nuts and fight for your life, instead of bowing down to every 14 year-old boy that finds a zucchini. Or maybe you're truly into the handcuffs and torture... If that's your thing, so be it.

 

 

I think im falling in love with this guy....I havent laughed or agreed this much with a poster in a long time....

[Loopest 60]

You can't drag people...

 

I'm guessing you want attention or you have never played the game? 

[Loopest 60]

I have never fucking alt tabbed out to not interact with my captors ever..Where the hell did you get that idea from??? :huh: I fucking love interacting with my captors, and it happens very rarely because most people just kill on sight because they have no fucking skill at all being pro hostage takers. So when I actually get captured, caught in a trap surronded by 4-5 bandits/psychos I fucking enjoy it and wish more people actually did this instead of just have a fucking cheap thrill by KOS'ing...

 

And not all bandits that handcuff me just verbally abuse me, some are nice, some even have given me most gear back only too take some food and ammo, but If I combat logged out/chickend out I would never have known what their real intentions was. I even enjoy being taken far out in the woods to be left naken after verbal/force feeding rape, with a broken leg just because it makes it even harder for me to survive crawling back out there with a desease without food and rags, maybe I don't even make it, and the thrill of it all is the unknown factor wether I will survive that or not, it could end up that Im being killed in the end after 30 minutes, so be it. It was a helluva ride.

 

Im playing this game to try and stay alive as long as possible(survival sim, not suicide sim), not to kill myself with a chicken out strategy of combat logging the minute things get tough out there... I also does not play this just to go to nearest airport, loot up pristine military gear just to kill or die 5 minutes later in a PVP fest in e.g Berenzino. And when playing with my clan I enjoy being a bandit hostage taker myself, but hates that so many pussies decide that their 'life' isn't worth shit so they combat log right away when getting handcuffed, I consider that 'bad roleplay' because you wouldn't done that in a real situation.

And no I won't 'rape' you, Im one of the 'nice bandits' that would release you after 2 minutes when I have stolen your gear. But having people combat log all the time they get taken hostage pisses me of, and Im sure many bandits agree...

 

Im all in for diversety among bandits too, some roleplay phsycos some are nice bandits that just want the gear, I want to have them all continue too keep this game intresting. If everyone combat logged, bandits that 'hold up/take hostage' people would vanish from the game and that's not the direction I want this game to go....

 

And what, do people really get 'offended' by being taken hostage, it's only a game, it's not like being taken hostage in real life. If "hold up/hostage" bandits vanish from the game, that will be the day I quit playing dayz, because then it would only be plain deathmatching. And all you 'combat loggers' contribute to that. There are plenty of other games for that..

 

And if you where taken hostage/hold up by a bandit in a real apocalypse, do you think that they would be 'nice' to you? Like would they say, 'oh please dear sir, can we please have all your stuff'. If I met dayz bandits that roleplay like that it would piss me off, because that would ruin the immersion. I rather have them say, 'give me all your stuff bitch or I'll fucking take you into the woods and tear you a new asshole!!' or something like that. That gives me immersion and it will make the expirience much better...Who tha fuck wants 'nice' bandits???

That post was long... but clearly not very thought out.

 

Read the rules...

[Loopest 60]

Who is stressed me? Lol, nah, I may swear alot but it's just part of the 'way' we speak up here in the northern parts of rural Norway, haha. Swearing comes in from our mothers milk :D . So if anyone gets offended by all my fucks and sucks and ...... words, don't be, Im not really angry....If I say 'piss off mothefucka and fucking listen to what I say dic......', I just mean, 'hey chill man Im just saying in my point of view .....'.

If Im angry oh man, the beeps would be allover and it would just be to much to digest lol, and also it would be hard for me to translate all the swearwords into english because we have so many up here that even doesn't exist in the english vocabulary...

 

Swearing is now genetic? 

 

I guess you learn new things everyday, huh?

[Shrub Rocketeer ™ 879]

 

 

But your right though, I think Im gonna jump into dayz now and play instead of just talking about it. Maybe I find myself a victim to take hostage and fucking tear apart with my vocabulary hahahahaha

 

yes that is best way to respond when the conversation becomes like what this one is now off the rail clusterfuckup argue about nothing like these guys haha, they don't know what conversation was original about lol

[5p4rtan (DayZ) 35]

I just spawned, literally. I walked for about 30 minutes and was in Elektro when 3 guys filed out of a nearby house and surrounded me, all sparing camo clothing and heavy rifles. They shot out my legs and tied me up, then strapped a burlap sack over my head. I browsed the forums as they dragged me into the forest for 30 minutes. Then, they took off the burlap sack, shot out my legs again, healed me, filled my health, shot my legs again, healed me, stripped me clean, spun me around, force fed me rotten fruit, and then left me at a complete lack of means of suicide so I had to wander for 3 hours before I found a zombie to kill me. I just got off work.

 

If you have encountered a douche bag of bigger proportions, I will piss my beans all over you.

 

Were their names Mr.Moon, Chow and Dimitri by any chance?

[Cap'n (DayZ) 1827]

violence in computer game is going back to first days of computer game and violent game for kids going back to before we are humans even monkey and baby dogs doing playfight dayz is new version and nobody get hurt ever in pc game violence, only ego and self confidence is damage but this heal in 3 seconds when we start again new life.

 

if you don't like killing maybe try to play games what don't have guns and other humans to control the guns because if you putting humans and guns togather in virtual world you going to have sadism murder and many more terrible things, is a game for guys with strong nerves and thick skin who understand this is a game and not real life

 

is why there is age warning like in the movies of war film with killing and sadism and there is people like you what are saying 'why is violent films allow' and in roman days when people going to see for real man kill eachother like the gladiators FOR ENTERTAIN this was true sadism killing you are confusing reality and fantasy and maybe stop to play this and watch 18 movies also if you are sensitive

 

I'm not asking for prevention- I'm just curious to what kind of sick fuck enjoys that kind of thing. Game or not, it's still pretty fucked up. Besides, I enjoy ending these people.

[execpro22 128]

I'm not asking for prevention- I'm just curious to what kind of sick fuck enjoys that kind of thing. Game or not, it's still pretty fucked up. Besides, I enjoy ending these people.

 

 

How many times do I have to explain this to you ignorant pukes....

 

Gameplay style does not equate to real life personality.

 

 

Oh wait it's easier for you to think of these people as evil in real life. That way you can justify your need to get your gun off.....

[execpro22 128]

.If it where up to these guys to decide we all would play Super Mario Bros forever and go all Nintendo,

 

 

This kinda what heaven would be like right.....

[Kaboki 62]

Sounds to me like this is a common thing for you. You're not playing a survival game, you're playing a victim simulator! Grow a set of nuts and fight for your life, instead of bowing down to every 14 year-old boy that finds a zucchini. Or maybe you're truly into the handcuffs and torture... If that's your thing, so be it.

 

Hahahahaha, you have no idea what youre talking about. I wanna stay alive simple as that(survival sim).... So when Im lone wolfing and not with my clan and run into 5 bandits, tell me how the hell am I gonna survive that without just accepting that my odds for shooting my way outta it is practilly zero????

 

In these situations I will fucking bow down and comply and put my hands up,,because then my odds suddenly rise 50% for surviving, and if Im 'lucky' then they might be 'nice' bandits that just take my stuff and let me go afterwords, or they kidnap me for awhile and still let me live with just a broken leg and a desease, which is infact fixable and I still survive it only makes it more challenging and harder(everything in this game that can give me more challenge is a godsend because at the moment It's just to damn easy without zombies and deseases and stuff), or I might get killed in the end, but I still had fun being in a kidnap scenario.....

And no, I don't play a victim simulator, I try to avoid these 'rare' scenarios as much as possible, but sometimes they happen and offcourse I play along, makes it more fun for booth me and my captors.....

 

 

I have logged 230 hours in Dayz SA, I have been robbed 2 times by groups of 3-5 bandits, got away booth times with most of my stash, they only took ammo and my food, and actually never been kidnapped, Im only speaking theoretically what I would do in such a situation as the OP was in.....

 

Been KOS'ed maybe about 20 times(sniped), been in 15 firefights and lived to tell the tale, in those 15 times I have taken down 5 of my encounters the rest booth parties backed off seing it was a win win situation to just walk away and not loose because booth parties had a 50/50% chance to win. Have had 100 friendly encounters where I have chatted awhile before going seperate ways..and some of them was 'hero' encounters where I actually was given food and some basic stuff..

I have never KOS'ed a single soul. The most FUN time in all these expirences was actually my 2 encounters with skilled bandits that actually know how to hold up people.....Most boring ones was my 20 times being KOS'ed by people I never saw.....

 

If Im without odds of surviving trying to shoot my way out when I encounter 'real' bandits/psychos I will gladly be anyones victim anyday because I might live to tell the tale(in my journals).

 

My latest character has lived now for 4 weeks, that character was robbed once by 5 bandits 2 weeks ago, he has also meet 10+ friendlies during the 4 weeks. Yesterday me and my friend got into 2 firefights, we killed one of them at Balota when we got a surprise in the ATC Tower, the other was trying to KOS us while drinking from a pound near Cherno but after excanging a few rounds the KOS'er decide to escape and he kept he's sorry life.

Today we ran into 3 bandits along the railroad on  the way to the new city up north it got into a intense firefight(they started shooting at us before any dialogue had begun) and after 1 minute I was able to take one of them down, then I decided to try and get out and I managed to escape, my friend stayed a little longer thinking he could take the 2 bad guys down, but after 5 minutes of intense shooting he unfortunetly got killed because he was trying to go against he's odds. Im still alive with this character. I have never used this char at servers with less than 25 people, mostly it has been on 30+ servers. So hell no, Im playing survival sim, not victim sim. If anyone oneday kill me they can read my 'journal' that I have on my body and read all about these encounters.

This character sure has had a will to survive and has not been activly seeking to be victimized, and he has never been a KOS pussy. And if I had been stupid during that bandit encounter with the 5 guys he would never have lived this long, he's a real survivalist :)

 

All these 230 hours I have played as a 'friendly', but if I see that I can win over the bandit/koser/psycho and hell breaks loose, then I will shoot back and defend myself. I always weighting my odds and choose the right tactic to survive...

 

This offcourse is in SA, have played the Mod a few years and there I have been kidnapped just like the OP some times, and still those times has been the most fun I had in dayz.

 

So I have more nuts than you can imagine, takes alot more balls to play as a friendly and actually survive instead of just shoot, respawn, get killed shoot, respawn, get killed. I have saved countless character lives with the way I play.

If I had just been a chicken I would combat log(wich is the whole fucking concept Im trying to argue against here you have clearly not read all my posts), die and respawn hundreds of times, what is there about combat logging that has anything to do with having  balls????

 

And no, aint afraid to get into fight if I have too, Im just smart, no one can survive a 'hold up' being alone against 3-5 well armed bandits(clans), trying to shoot my way out of that scenerio is just plain fucking silly and has nothing to do with growing a pair of nuts. Meeting 1 fucking bandit then offcourse I shoot my way out if I am armed, never let myself be hold up by 1 fucking idiot when I have a gun. Like I have said above, in those 1 on 1 encounters, I have actually never got killed, have taken five down, and the rest of the 10 ended in that the offender backed out because he would see that continuing probably would end he's sorry ass...or that I has been able to blast my way out and escaped...

I have only been killed by KOS fucker pussies hiding far away sniping, and never on close encounters, never!!!

 

 

So to sum it all up, what Im fucking trying to say with my essays here is that I fucking hate 'combat logging' pussies, either blast your way out and die trying or surrender, judge your odds and don't be fucking stupid, but saving your life should be the main goal here.  And even when trying to blast your way out you may get shoot in the foot breaking your leg and you WILL get handcuffed, so If the offenders manages to do that, don't be a fucking pussy and log out, be a good roleplayer and play along because face the fact, you got captured!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So please let the bandits/phsycos get their throphy and let them do their thing and this game would be fun for everyone!!!! Taking down a player that shoot at you without killing him actually takes some skill and they deserve the right to do what the fuck they wanna do with you if they manages to do it!!!

 

If everyone does like you, combat log everytime it's gets rough, then no one will ever play as skilled bandits anymore, all we have left then is just wannabe camping KOS bandits(COD kids?) that will never even try to take a player alive. It will SUCK the diversety and all the fucking fun out of this game!!! 

 

This kinda what heaven would be like right.....

 

It's sounds like hell to me.....

 

 

That post was long... but clearly not very thought out.

 

Read the rules...

 

What freaking rules???????? What rule did I break with that 'not well thought out post'??? Explain or shut the fuck up....

 

 

Swearing is now genetic? 

 

I guess you learn new things everyday, huh?

 

 Guess you learned something new today that you never knew about Northern Norway

Edited June 26, 2014 by Kaboki

[Cap'n (DayZ) 1827]

How many times do I have to explain this to you ignorant pukes....

 

Gameplay style does not equate to real life personality.

 

 

Oh wait it's easier for you to think of these people as evil in real life. That way you can justify your need to get your gun off.....

 

The fact that people enjoy sadistic acts, game or not, is still disturbing. By the same clause, you could kidnap a group of newspawns. Tie them up, cover their heads, rape them, poison them and leave them for the dead. Funny, right?

 

Game or not, it's still a sadistic act of unwarranted violence. I don't care what kind of person you are, that's still fundamentally fucked up.

 

And yes- I have seen those five things happen- in order and alone. I'm not advocating censorship, just claiming that people who do these things are screwed up in the head.

[Kaboki 62]

Does shooting up a bunch of kids come from mothers milk too? Too soon?

 

Now you have actually taken this far more out than I ever expected!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

If you are trying to suggest that all Norwegians being Anders Behring Breivik is something to joke about infront of Norwegians, and you think that it's funny.

I fucking lost close related people in that fucking tragic event and even joke about it says alot about what a low life pathetic fucking loooser you really are, really you ARE!!!

Even just fucking talking about him makes me sick, and I almost got kiled myself because I was in Oslo that day, and I walked by the car with the bomb fucking 5 minutes before it blew. Im just fucking lucky that Im able to fucking even post on this fucking forum. You should fucking be ashamed of yourself for even trying to use that to make a lame ass point in this thread, please do me a favor and just get the fuck out of this thread and never quote me ever fucking again. Loooooser son of a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have never actually been angry in this thread but now I fucking hate your guts, you fucking make me sick!!!

 

Du kan se å dra langt in i hælvete å gå å sug kuken te far din. Satans forpulte hæstkuk trur du faen e nokka me å score billige poeng me a dra in den satans hæstkuken ABB. Hadde æ hatt mulighet sku æ faen tatt me en tur over sundet å kaldkvælt dæ,  forpulte jævla lille drittunge.

Du e faen ikke mann nok til å bruke vettige argumenta engang. Jævla kuksuger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

And BTW, that cocksucker was from the southern part of Norway where the worst swear word they know is "damn" or "darn"

Edited June 26, 2014 by Kaboki

[ld-airgrafix 403]

The fact that people enjoy sadistic acts, game or not, is still disturbing. By the same clause, you could kidnap a group of newspawns. Tie them up, cover their heads, rape them, poison them and leave them for the dead. Funny, right?

 

Game or not, it's still a sadistic act of unwarranted violence. I don't care what kind of person you are, that's still fundamentally fucked up.

 

And yes- I have seen those five things happen- in order and alone. I'm not advocating censorship, just claiming that people who do these things are screwed up in the head.

Its a shame i can only give one can of beans for this reply.

[sickprophet 6]

Don't log out you never know, someone might save you ;)

http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/201026-betrayal-executions-and-ruined-pants/

[liquidsnake 275]

Doing sadistic stuff to captives is fun, but don't take it too far. Typically, making it last too long is taking it too far. Feeding poison, breaking legs and leaving, etc. is pure douchebaggery. That's not even sadistic, it's just being an arsehole. I like to burlap sack my victims, make them run and shoot them in the back. That's sadistic, but not being a douche

[Daemonkid 493]

Ah, DayZ. The only game that incites such emotional responses. 

Like I have posted earlier, I enjoy combing the cost from time to time and just kneecapping people to see the kind of responses I get. Mostly anger, sometimes a plea to end their life so they don't have to crawl, and few people who question my actions. The people who question me, I straight up tell them, it's to get a rise out of people and see the kind of slurs and hate speech that they can throw at me. The calm cool headed guys that I end up kneecapping, i'll mercy kill em' so they can respawn and don't have to worry about killing themselves or trying to recover. The guys who like to scream and shout obscenities get to crawl for a while.

 

Call it sadistic if you like, but DayZ rage tears are delicious. People get so emotional.

[kichilron 8550]

never quote me ever fucking again. Loooooser son of a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

And BTW, that cocksucker

 

 

I am afraid you have not changed your behavior on this forum, even though I have send you on a break already some time ago. If you can't contribute in a nice manner, please don't.

 

Member suspended.

 

OP is no longer with us, so this thread will have to go as well.

[Daemonkid 493]

I am afraid you have not changed your behavior on this forum, even though I have send you on a break already some time ago. If you can't contribute in a nice manner, please don't.

 

Member suspended.

 

OP is no longer with us, so this thread will have to go as well.

Well, kich. The guy had a right to be mad. Someone made a remark about the murder spree at Olso Norway, and the guy is from Norway. That's a touchy issue for him obviously.

Edited June 26, 2014 by Daemonkid

[Daemonkid 493]

Does shooting up a bunch of kids come from mothers milk too? Too soon?

*This

[kichilron 8550]

Sorry, the Forum decided to go offline for me for a second, but here we are now.

 

Someone bringing up a touchy subject does not give you the right to insult others and start swearing all over the place, especially not if you have been warned by a moderator prior not to do it.

 

If you encounter something you think might be offensive towards you and / or your country, report it and let us deal with it - there is no point falling back to swearing and insulting, as you're then no better than whoever was trying to startle you in the first place.

Edited June 26, 2014 by kichilron