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I just spawned, literally. I walked for about 30 minutes and was in Elektro when 3 guys filed out of a nearby house and surrounded me, all sparing camo clothing and heavy rifles. They shot out my legs and tied me up, then strapped a burlap sack over my head. I browsed the forums as they dragged me into the forest for 30 minutes. Then, they took off the burlap sack, shot out my legs again, healed me, filled my health, shot my legs again, healed me, stripped me clean, spun me around, force fed me rotten fruit, and then left me at a complete lack of means of suicide so I had to wander for 3 hours before I found a zombie to kill me. I just got off work.

 

If you have encountered a douche bag of bigger proportions, I will piss my beans all over you.

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You surfed the forums while they dragged you for 30 minutes?  Impressive, they've managed to implement a new feature.

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I didn't even know you could be dragged...is that even possible? :o

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I didn't even know you could be dragged...is that even possible? :o

 

That's what got my attention!  If so I sure can see myself being more KOS than I currently am.

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That's what got my attention!  If so I sure can see myself being more KOS than I currently am.

I looked around on Wiki and DayZ TV, and you can't drag people....

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I looked around on Wiki and DayZ TV, and you can't drag people....

Maybe he was playing stomping land at the same time :)

But seriously OP, why not just log off, you had nothing to loose. Why give them the satisfaction

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Yep, Homey the Clown don't play that game.

Eff them and their Sado-sociopath

douchebaggery.

Log out.

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Maybe he was playing stomping land at the same time :)

But seriously OP, why not just log off, you had nothing to loose. Why give them the satisfaction

 

Because some people think it's fun to be kidnapped and kidnap, including me and I also consider it being a bad sport to log off If kidnapped or hold up by bandits. It would ruin their roleplay, I think that's being a more dick than they are (why the hell do you people think the devs has put the handcuffs and burlap ingame?). People doing stuff like that instead of just plain old KOS is what makes this game fun.

But anyway, I think the op is talking bullshit because as far as I know we can't drag people around yet..... :rolleyes:

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someone labelling their server PVE in capital letters, killing you after you just finished waving and typing 'friendly', and then kicking you from the room after you respawn so you can't come back for what might be left of your stuff.

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I just spawned, literally. I walked for about 30 minutes and was in Elektro when 3 guys filed out of a nearby house and surrounded me, all sparing camo clothing and heavy rifles. They shot out my legs and tied me up, then strapped a burlap sack over my head. I browsed the forums as they dragged me into the forest for 30 minutes. Then, they took off the burlap sack, shot out my legs again, healed me, filled my health, shot my legs again, healed me, stripped me clean, spun me around, force fed me rotten fruit, and then left me at a complete lack of means of suicide so I had to wander for 3 hours before I found a zombie to kill me. I just got off work.

 

If you have encountered a douche bag of bigger proportions, I will piss my beans all over you.

 

As much as I feel for you, this actually sounds funny and like a lot of fun for those guys.

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Thanks for sharing, didn't realize we could drag people though.

 

Also, pro-tip. When unconscious or cuffed, logging out kills you and gives you a new character.

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Dayz mod* people, dayz mod*

Hats off to those guys for taking the game to a different level.

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When you have broken legs, you can search forestfloors for sticks, mix them with rags to heal your legs. But I guess they took rags too. Anyway, I have no clue why you bothered following them in the forest, esp so deeply inside that you had to crawl for 3h. Just disobey and die.

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Because some people think it's fun to be kidnapped and kidnap, including me and I also consider it being a bad sport to log off If kidnapped or hold up by bandits. It would ruin their roleplay, I think that's being a more dick than they are (why the hell do you people think the devs has put the handcuffs and burlap ingame?). People doing stuff like that instead of just plain old KOS is what makes this game fun.

But anyway, I think the op is talking bullshit because as far as I know we can't drag people around yet..... :rolleyes:

What role play is that? Psychopath? I seriously doubt handcuffs were introduced for that sort of role play.

The reason I log out, because you will die anyway, even if you don't, they will take all your possessions leaving you a fresh spawn. There are no benefits to keeping my avatar alive for longer period of time.

There are circumstances where I will let players handcuff my avatar, such as simply letting me know it's for their safety. A mature calm voice can go a long way. Any stupid attempt to torture me is ended by me switching a server. I don't even see a need for handcuffs, a safe distance with gun pointed at you is enough.

What really confuses me is the fact that they got this feature working perfectly, but never bothered to solve game breaking bugs, such as breaking legs after drinking Rasputin kvass.

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What role play is that? Psychopath? I seriously doubt handcuffs were introduced for that sort of role play.

The reason I log out, because you will die anyway, even if you don't, they will take all your possessions leaving you a fresh spawn. There are no benefits to keeping my avatar alive for longer period of time.

There are circumstances where I will let players handcuff my avatar, such as simply letting me know it's for their safety. A mature calm voice can go a long way. Any stupid attempt to torture me is ended by me switching a server. I don't even see a need for handcuffs, a safe distance with gun pointed at you is enough.

What really confuses me is the fact that they got this feature working perfectly, but never bothered to solve game breaking bugs, such as breaking legs after drinking Rasputin kvass.

 

Yeah, they roleplay psychopat/bandits that has lost their mind because the world turned and they may have been in the woods for too long(in real life apo they would probably rape him too, because they may not have seen a woman for a long time).....I assume they stole he's gear too. And he could just crafted a splint and he would still be alive, and the deasese from a rotten banana isn't deadly. I think he should be happy that he was still alive and didn't get killed, fight on try and find a cure for the deasese (survival game, hello anyone...).

I have been in the same situations as OP but I was lucky, after being harrased the bandits/pshycos gave me alot of loot just for playing along and give them the lolz.

Combat logging/suicide in such situations is just being a pussy/weak in my eyes...

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Yeah, they roleplay psychopat/bandits that has lost their mind because the world turned and they may have been in the woods for too long(in real life apo they would probably rape him too, because they may not have seen a woman for a long time).....I assume they stole he's gear too. And he could just crafted a splint and he would still be alive, and the deasese from a rotten banana isn't deadly. I think he should be happy that he was still alive and didn't get killed, fight on try and find a cure for the deasese (survival game, hello anyone...).

I have been in the same situations as OP but I was lucky, after being harrased the bandits/pshycos gave me alot of loot just for playing along and give them the lolz.

Combat logging/suicide in such situations is just being a pussy/weak in my eyes...

Well then I'm role playing an invisible man, the virus that caused zombies, unfortunately changed my DNA as well, when cuffs placed on my hands, my body disappears and phases into another realm. It's a curse that I have to live with unfortunately Edited by ld-airgrafix
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I didn't even know you could be dragged...is that even possible? :o

 

It was possible in DayZ mod to drag uncoucious players.

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It was possible in DayZ mod to drag uncoucious players.

I think the OP should said it was the mod he was playing, I thought he was just lying to make a good story, this thread should have been posted in the mod forum....

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Buahahha.OP got served.

 

I never have been taken hostage..NEVER...i rather go down guns *or fists* blazing.

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Buahahha.OP got served.

 

I never have been taken hostage..NEVER...i rather go down guns *or fists* blazing.

 

Lol, I just let them so I can have good laugh and see what they will do with me :D . I love being kidnapped, wish it happend more often, most of the time they just kill me on sight.

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Yes I've met a bigger douchebag. Me. I like to find random people and pretend to team with them, take em' far out in to the wood saying we're going to an airfield or something, then when they eat or something, I knock them out, Cuff em' Break their legs, bandage, heal, etc. Strip their clothes and weapons, then leave them with the holy bible.

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Lol, I just let them so I can have good laugh and see what they will do with me :D . I love being kidnapped, wish it happend more often, most of the time they just kill me on sight.

Why by all means run in to me some time! I'd gladly kidnap you :)

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Yes I've met a bigger douchebag. Me. I like to find random people and pretend to team with them, take em' far out in to the wood saying we're going to an airfield or something, then when they eat or something, I knock them out, Cuff em' Break their legs, bandage, heal, etc. Strip their clothes and weapons, then leave them with the holy bible.

 

Lol you're one of those guys :P , atleast the people OP met was honest about their intention.. You are one off the biggest dickheads any friendly can meet in this game, don't get me wrong we need people like you too :D . This is what I love about dayz, you never know 100% wether to trust people and having all these different playstyles is what makes dayz exciting and diverse.

 

 

Why by all means run in to me some time! I'd gladly kidnap you :)

 

Don't get me wrong though, I don't run around yelling 'kidnap me, kidnap me please', lol. But when Im in a situation like I don't have a chance of blasting my way out without dying I rather put my hands up and be kidnapped/robbed if there is a slight chance that I may walk outta there alive with just a broken leg or a desease from rotten fruit, Im all about surviving as long as I can. Although I play 'friendly' if the circumstance alow it I never join stangers, I just have a quick chat and then I move along, so I wouldn't fall victim to your unless I am unarmed and you threaten to shoot me if I don't do as you say :D

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here is definition of douchebag what is says in English dictionary

 

            

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Definition of douchebag in English:
douchebag Line breaks: douche|bag
Pronunciation: /ˈduːʃbag
 
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noun
  • 1A small syringe for douching the vagina, especially as a contraceptive measure
is strange American take this medical tool for helping woman and make insult. I found one syringe in the green house but I never know how to use this in the way what it design for. if you meaning asshole players I never feel sad or angry when I dieing so nobody is asshole for me because if they try to make me annoy they fail so is more like they are loser than asshole.
 
only you have power to give permission to other player to make you unhappy if you choose to feel mad after some dieing or torture is not they who are asshole douchebeg is you for react in way that making you feel more worser instead just smile and think haha I am die again
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