Deer Rescue Game

[Blern 74]

Best. Sniper practice. Ever.

 

I was on the second floor of the big barn in east Stary and saw a deer agro a zombie down below. It chased the deer and caused such a ruckus it drew two more zombies. I decided to help the poor thing out. 

 

The next five minutes cost me two dozen rounds but was one of the most fun things I had done in this game yet. In the end, I was able to save the little doe without attracting every bandit on the server. Sniping is one thing, but three active, fast targets, running in no logical direction, constantly changing distances? Too fun. 

 

I'll go kill the deer later. 

 

 

[IkaikaKekai 1957]

Deer looks at Blern's sniper roost, surrounded by dead bodies.

Blern: "Return the Favor mate..."

4 years later

Blern is being tortured by bandits for the location of his camp, 4 quick shots and the bandits are dead.

Blern: The hell?

Deer walks into the room, dragging a mosin behind it and dropping a set of handcuff keys.

[Munson_fry (DayZ) 312]

u should have kissed the deer!

 

maybe he was a cursed princess and now u have three whishes 

 

1 Whish :  AKM drummagazine

2 Whish :  AKM drummagazine

3 Whish :  AKM drummagazine

 

tell me if it works because then im out to the forrest in no time 

Edited June 23, 2014 by Munson_fry

[JIJOK 49]

maybe was a suicidal deer and you made her/his day a long suffering

Edited June 23, 2014 by JIJOK