Shrub Rocketeer ™ 879 Posted June 5, 2014 (edited) you are Machete Master? we met on the airport before you was shot today, I am one what ran find the bandage from m4 bandit clanwho gave me some for you and you were sayved. After we went to find foods and you had some beans but no open them and I no open them because I having pickaxe but you had machete so when I gave the food to you back you opened it no problem bro lol and you are name machete master but you didn't even know machete open the cans XD we loot the houses and you eat too much were sick from too much food, I wait for you to help you get health but after we ran to the town you lost connaction I wait by your man so nothing happened bad but a zombie came when I was trying to make the fire and you were bleeding again. I tried to put the bandage but then your man vanish because log out timer must of ended so maybe you are dead. I try I hope you are alive if you remember me and want to team up send me the message and we can be friends (tell me what colour was my backpack so I know its you and not LIAR!!!!) Edited July 19, 2014 by Shrub Rocketeer ™ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Element47 2480 Posted June 5, 2014 (edited) so about that DayZ dating/matchmaking site...... Edited June 5, 2014 by e47 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
herrjon 478 Posted June 5, 2014 I want to say green??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conrad_The_Comrade 577 Posted June 5, 2014 Purple Taloon, duh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shrub Rocketeer ™ 879 Posted June 6, 2014 (edited) I want to say green??? Purple Taloon, duh. you both WRONG!!! machete master know the colour because I put the backpack down for him to give me the food to open and after I realise my tool wont open the food I put again the backpack for him to try so he saw it many many times and he said it was a nice condition Edited July 19, 2014 by Shrub Rocketeer ™ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elias (DayZ) 57 Posted June 10, 2014 I enjoyed your story, it's one of those DayZ stories that make it all worth wile. Meeting a stranger, working together; but then a disaster strikes and bad things happen. It also reminded me, somehow, of something G000gle, God bless his soul and may he rest in peace, would write. No offence. I hope you'll find your friend again. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wacktopia 57 Posted June 11, 2014 so about that DayZ dating/matchmaking site...... You, sire! Funny guy :-D Beans2you.com 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaboki 62 Posted June 12, 2014 (edited) Who the hell is this Machete Master you always seem to talk about???.....Wait a minute, Im machete master, lets meet ingame so I can chop your head off with my newly sharpened machete... Edited June 12, 2014 by Kaboki Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shrub Rocketeer ™ 879 Posted June 13, 2014 Who the hell is this Machete Master you always seem to talk about???.....Wait a minute, Im machete master, lets meet ingame so I can chop your head off with my newly sharpened machete... I found him in a german server he was hiding in the same place lol so I know you are a liar but its ok, me and machete master don't hate anyone we only hunt bandits who kill us or attack guys with no guns Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaboki 62 Posted June 13, 2014 I found him in a german server he was hiding in the same place lol so I know you are a liar but its ok, me and machete master don't hate anyone we only hunt bandits who kill us or attack guys with no guns Well he's fake, im the real master of all machete masters, I command you to end that fake machete masters life or the real master of all machete masters is gonna hunt you down to end you and your fake machete masters life. :D Im the god of all machete masters in the universe...muhahahahaha 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
