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Dear Bambi Slayer 9000

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Dear bambi slayer in Dolina, thank you for the pristine lrs, mosin, ttsko gear along with enough food to last me a life time. 

To fill in this story basically i logged into a server and while my wait timer is counting down I alt+tab'd out of the game and forgot about it for about 15 minutes, after realizing this i opened it back up and on the top of the police station i logged out on, there were about 5 dead bodies of all newspawns, blood pouring out of there wounds and the one i checked was still warm to touch, i notice a fella with full gear running into the orange brick house with the stove and food etc. so i wander in there, fists raised and on a mission to avenge my bambi bretheren i look up the stairs and the lad must have logged off, a few punches in the head, took his gear and one swift mosin shot lodged in his brain and im fully geared again :). 

My sincerest thanks goes out to Bambi Slayer 9000

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THAT WAS YOU!? Just joking.

 

Good job. I now appoint you Sheriff of Dolina. You best go get you a pristine cowboy hat now.

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I can only imagine how pissed that guy was when he logged back in (if he has yet); it's karma I say. :D Good job.

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*scroll down to continue in thread*

*scroll back up, lol tits*

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*juuust one more scroll*

 

I now understand why people have female profile pictures.

 

Anyway, I saw the same situation outside a fire station, minus the bambis- but it was an obvious server hopper.

 

Whacked 'em in the head with a pickaxe about 4 times, but to no avail. :(

Hopefully the fucker bled out when he logged back in~

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*scroll down to continue in thread*

*scroll back up, lol tits*

*scroll down*

*juuust one more scroll*

 

I now understand why people have female profile pictures.

 

Anyway, I saw the same situation outside a fire station, minus the bambis- but it was an obvious server hopper.

 

Whacked 'em in the head with a pickaxe about 4 times, but to no avail. :(

Hopefully the fucker bled out when he logged back in~

 

Exactly it doesn't matter what they say really.

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Exactly it doesn't matter what they say really.

Everyone knows I am the most bloodthirsty medic to ever walk the earth.

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lol.. Must be new..

Actually no, just thought it was a funny situation as I've read many stories of it and I've finally been in the situation. 

 

THAT WAS YOU!? Just joking.

 

Good job. I now appoint you Sheriff of Dolina. You best go get you a pristine cowboy hat now.

Protecting the city from devastation

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Do you expect people to throw medals at you for killing someone? Getting real tired of these threads...

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I REMEMBER THIS ONE TIME I HEADED TO NOVO AND A BAMBI ASKED ME TO KILL HIM WHILE PUNCHING MY HEAD.

 

LUCKILY, I WEAR A MOTORCYCLE HELMET AND HE DIDN'T KNOCK ME OUT SO I KILLED HIM AND I LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER THE END.

 

:^)

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I REMEMBER THIS ONE TIME I HEADED TO NOVO AND A BAMBI ASKED ME TO KILL HIM WHILE PUNCHING MY HEAD.

 

LUCKILY, I WEAR A MOTORCYCLE HELMET AND HE DIDN'T KNOCK ME OUT SO I KILLED HIM AND I LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER THE END.

 

:^)

Your Toradora profile pic contrasts with your general demeanor. The results are.....conflicting, to say the least.

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Your Toradora profile pic contrasts with your general demeanor. The results are.....conflicting, to say the least.

 

The forum automagically lifted it from my Gravatar. I didn't intend on using it, but it was there so I kept it. 

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The forum automagically lifted it from my Gravatar. I didn't intend on using it, but it was there so I kept it. 

Gravatar?...Apparently, I am a shut-in.

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Gravatar?...Apparently, I am a shut-in.

 

It's some Wordpress tie-in that lets you set one avatar for a bunch of sites. I think I used it for the Battlefield series (thank goodness I never paid for those crappy games).

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Running back to bero ran into an afk guy kited in ttsko/backpack with no wep ( Which was odd ) Few punches i left him naked on the train tracks as i ran away with his gear :D

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I thought this thread would be about a skilled deer hunter and the new mechanic. I am disappointed.

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Do you expect people to throw medals at you for killing someone? Getting real tired of these threads...

You've been a member for 20 days get over yourself.

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Server hopping much

Actually I was bleeding in the already clean town and had to shirt to tear up, so I climbed to the top to end my miserable life of no colour and depression of the apocalypse i jumped of, alas i did not perish after jumping multiple times, so i relogged assuming something was jiggered with the server 

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